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Sexual Urban Myths

119 replies

UrbanMyths · 05/02/2008 16:12

I've heard a number of urban myths when it comes to sex and inparticular...mens willies but I have little experience myself! so for a light hearted thread I wondered if we could "pool" our knowledge to see what myths were true and which were crap? and yes...I have changed my name for this!

Ok I'll start with a few, feel free to add any more that you've heard.

"Big feet means big willy" - I havne no experience of men with big feet but my ex had small feet and a small willy so may be some truth in that?

"Men with ginger hair have small willies" - this is true in my experience, I once went out with a ginger lad who had a tiny willy.

"Black men have bigger willies" - No experience of this...can anyone shed any light?

I can't think of anymore at the moment but if you know any sex related urban myths, post them!

(I'm not trolling, just having a laugh!)

OP posts:
HarmlessChap · 28/04/2017 13:45

Shall I start a thread about women from which ethnicity, shoe size and hair colour tend to have the tightest fannies? :P

FWIW white, not ginger, average height and shoe size and get told I'm a good dancer Grin

WeAreEternal · 28/04/2017 13:47

The feet/penis size thing is definitely a myth.
DH has small feet for a man (size 8) but is very well endowed. Wink

WeAreEternal · 28/04/2017 13:48

Argh.... i can't believe I didn't notice the date! Ffs!!

noego · 28/04/2017 18:58

FFS

Really who gives a fuck. Get a fucking life.

ASqueakingInTheShrubbery · 28/04/2017 19:13

The taller the man, the smaller his willy. It may be a proportion thing, but in my experience it's been true.
Two of the biggest I've had belonged to ginger guys but also one of the smallest.
The really alarmingly huge one belonged to a guy who dyed his hair, so I don't know where he fits in.

Fireandflames666 · 28/04/2017 20:10

I'm interested in this. Lol SCIENCE!

My ex partner is 6ft 2 has size 12 feet, massive hands and was above average (painful on occasion).

noego · 28/04/2017 20:26

After reading a few threads on here concerning ED one would assume so long as they can get a hard on who really cares. After all its not the size its the intelligent arse behind it :)

noego · 28/04/2017 20:31

Perhaps its not the size that matters. Perhaps a man with a stiff tongue and can breathe through his ears would be better.

TFPsa · 28/04/2017 21:09

hands/feet etc - modest correlation (i.e. some trend but many exceptions)
gingerness - not correlated at all;
race - similar degree of correlation to hands etc.

bert3400 · 28/04/2017 22:43

When I first met my Dh I convinced him that sperm had 1000's calories per load , so I couldn't possibly swallow ...this myth lasted about 15 years till he googled it .Now i just tell its rank and i wont swallow 😁

HappenstanceMarmite · 28/04/2017 23:01

Christ. I can only imagine the uproar if a man started a thread pontificating on whether there was a correlation between a woman's hair colour or ethnicity and her vag. 😏

Girlywurly · 28/04/2017 23:41

Yep, I was just thinking the same thing, Happenstance.

And, 'willies'... Really?

BawbagBiggins · 28/04/2017 23:49

I've always found the larger the adam's apple - the bigger the dick!

noego · 28/04/2017 23:53

Spoke to a couple of DP's tonight who reckon gingers. are blessed. As for the female appendage. Darker haired women have a more prominent clit.

Zhan · 28/04/2017 23:57

Don't know about the feet/hands but I once went out with a ginger who had a tiny willy. Disappointing really as he was 6ft 2in and I was really expecting more.

I've only ever seen one black man's willy and it was huge.

seoulsurvivor · 29/04/2017 00:00

The thing about Asian guys having smaller wangs is definitely not true. They're growers not showers.

I find short men have bigger dicks.

Aggieisback1 · 24/07/2017 12:20

I must be terribly naive. I've never encountered a willy > 5 inches, and several way smaller. I didn't even know the average is supposedly 6. I'd genuinely like to experience a well endowed man at some point, so if there were some pointers it might help.sigh...

AdalindSchade · 24/07/2017 12:23

Never been with a ginger as all the men in my family are ginger so ew but that seems a silly nasty anti ginger myth tbh

Been with a few black men, all squarely average

LanaKanesLeftNippleTassle · 24/07/2017 12:33

I can gush with alarming ferocity! Grin

Me and DP have discovered that if he uses a particular dildo on me (not vibrator!) he can make me ejaculate several feet!! - This is NOT an exaggeration at all.
(he can also make me do it several times- Lana is a happy woman! Grin)

AND IT IS NOT PEE!
My pee smells completely different from my ejaculation

I hate the myth that women can't ejaculate, it completely dismisses womens personal experiences of sex. (plus have always suspected that men dismiss it because they are threatened in some way by the forcefulness of it, like it's something thats supposed to be exclusive to them!)

WRT to dick size..... I have slept with a lot of different men, from lots of races and cultures.

The guy from Pakistan was hung like a mouse.

The black blokes were all hung like donkeys except one (exception that proves the rule?) but he was really, really skinny.

Never slept with a ginger Grin

LanaKanesLeftNippleTassle · 24/07/2017 12:36

Ahh come on.....
Its about sex myths.

We are trying to "unmyth" them and find the truth!

I am the most fucking right on person I know, but even I think it's ok to discuss this.....it's clearly a load of bollocks anyway.

All men, regardless of race, colour or creed have varied dicks.

Technically what we are doing is busting race myths wrt sex.

Nadinexo1 · 28/07/2017 22:01

Was married to a Pakistani man who was pretty damn big. Black boyfriend even bigger. Saw an Indian man's who I didn't sleep with as he was tiny and it put me off lol. Slept with a ginger bearded man so not fully ginger but he was big too. All in all I'm very lucky!

qumquat · 28/07/2017 22:09

Ginger being small definitely not true!!!

Coconutcoconut · 28/07/2017 22:38

Biggest I've ever experienced was a Dutch man of Emirati heritage. Absolutely fucking huge. But I think it's more of an individual thing rather than race.

Tazerface · 28/07/2017 22:43

Slept with a ginger, he was MASSIVE.

greylove · 28/07/2017 22:49

Interesting I can't add much only been with my DH 6ft 2 size 13 feet small ish hands huge cock very painful at times kinda ruined the fun sometimes

Question on myth I have been told men with big cocks take longer to cum

My experience yes