What even is this?

[Seabird888]

I met a man in June... nice slow start. But it's stalled. He never calls...only texts to update me about his latest ailments/bowel movements. He simply can't be arsed. And I don't know why I'm so annoyed. He's rubbish in bed (we have TRIED to sleep together but he gets too hot/tired/it hurts his back etc). His house is filthy. His personal hygiene is bad. I could go on but I'm making myself laugh at how absurd this is. Anyway...I have said to him that this isn't a relationship. There's nothing going on. But he still sends one or two inane texts a day... asking how I am. Should I just ignore or call him and tell him to leave me alone? I feel nothing but a profound sense of disappointment (it's been 20 years since I dated anyone) and irritation. Life's too short! 😂😳

Oh for goodness sake...

Just block him and be done with this farce.

I think you might be annoyed because you've wasted a few precious months with this person. The block option is your friend.

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Agree...but he's one if a group of friends I've made. So I will tell him 'I'm done' before blocking. He won't be bothered. That'd require effort. I do feel insulted/disrespected too. But I can do way better. Thank you. 😊

He texts you about his shits? just block and delete

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I am laughing out loud...at myself for putting up with this and posting about it. There's worse I haven't shared. I need to work on my self esteem! 😂🙄😳

Just block him and move on.

Just tell him it's over and block it

Him*

It just about sums it up! 😂🤣

What are his messages like? “Hi XXX, had a shit, it was a bit runny again. My toe fungus is back. Sex? Oh no, the gout’s seized up my knees again.” Sounds like a right prize

Just block him, he isn't worth the effort. There are plenty more fish in the sea.

Morning, how are you? ( usually sent in the afternoon after he's dragged his rancid arse out of bed)...
I then reply...Afternoon, I'm fine. How are you?
He then replies with...
Oh. No so good. My arse is sore etc. Back hurts. I'm tired etc.

I get chapter and verse.
He's a proper whinger. Just realised I've never had a text to say he misses me. AND FLIRTING? I'd have more chance with a brick wall... just sails over his head...

I have even been really blunt and said I don't need to hear about his bowel movements etc. Or today's list of ailments. But he just carries on. 🙄😂🤣😳😵😱

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This sounds shite. Literally.

His craics shite. He talks about shite. He's shite in bed. Shiting hells sake. Shiting block the boring old bastard

Block and delete.

You need to let this dreamboat go and let the rest of us have a chance with him!

I am wondering why on earth you have been prepared to have sex with a lazy filthmonger who talks shit. Literally. I mean, why? What are his redeeming features?!

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He wasn't this bad three months ago... but he has no redeeming features...which is why I don't understand why I'm so annoyed about the whole farce. I am having a good laugh at all these responses though. A real tonic. Thank you 😊😂🤣😘

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Dream boat...he also talks about his exs too much... and is a functiining alcoholic. A proper catch
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I mean, it's hardly love's young dream is it 😀😀