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My husband has slept with my DiL !

105 replies

walfordmum · 03/01/2008 20:52

We have just had the most awful Xmas , I found out on xmas day that my husband has been having a on /off relationship with my dil throughout most of my pregnancy. Can anyone give me any advice please I have thrown him out but everyday him and his balding ginger head turn up whispering husky threats to me. I mean although I have a newborn DS and 2 spoil brats dd's .I do manage to run a busy salon ,go shopping and get dressed everyday and also drink copious ammounts of alcohol without worrying if I am going to drop the baby during the nightfeed.I also manage to find babysitters at the drop of a hat and I am considering embarking on a sexual relationship with the bad boy of the square .

I am finding things very hardI mean just this week my salon was recently vandalised ,one of the neighbours has just dropped dead and although I have a very nice kitchen I still have to lug all my washing over to the laundrette I am also finding it hard to find a new member of staff (after I sacked the other one for been a non resident of the square ) for the salon but rules state they must only live within 50 yards of my salon so it is proving difficult.

Must go as some of the boys are carrying a coffin past the salon and thats so not good for buisness!

Hopefully log back in later for answers

OP posts:
ELF1981 · 03/01/2008 20:54

is this supposed to be funny?

MaLopez · 03/01/2008 20:54

You had me going there.

Desiderata · 03/01/2008 20:54

I wish you were a real troll.

minouminou · 03/01/2008 20:54

you forgot to mention the fall down the stairs..........the bump on yer head must've affected yer memory

random · 03/01/2008 20:54

Made me laugh

gordieracer · 03/01/2008 20:54

I think it's almost worth going through it all to have that bad boy turning up to offer sympathy

whomovedmychocolate · 03/01/2008 20:54
Hmm
ibroughtcake · 03/01/2008 20:55

lol

MrsWeasley · 03/01/2008 20:55

move house! These things only happen in one tiny square. Move to a nice yorkshire village!

MAMAZON · 03/01/2008 20:56

shag the bad boy but know that he will be thinking of me whilst you do

lulurose · 03/01/2008 20:57

pmsl !

random · 03/01/2008 20:57

Oiy the bad boys mine

cheshirekitty · 03/01/2008 20:58

Better still, move into a street near Manchester.

walfordmum · 03/01/2008 20:58

But I know once the bad boy has had me he wil lose all interest and just brag to gingerbaldy about it!
Probbaly resulting in a showdown in our local!

OP posts:
Boco · 03/01/2008 20:58

I do wonder why no one has a washing machine when they all have quite big kitchens.

bonkerz · 03/01/2008 20:58

as for the bad boy of the square i think you should test out his moves seeing as he was so lovely and just cuddled you the other night and he fed the baby! Show him some gratitude!!!!! I KNOW I WOULD!!!!!!! Go for it seeing as oyu and the ginger winger are ON A BREAK!!!!!!!!!!

moljam · 03/01/2008 20:58

i agree with gordieracer,youve got a nice/bad young man sat around your table(and doing morning feed for baby-how sweet was that).id say your lucks in.forget your stupid dh.

Easywriter · 03/01/2008 20:59

Walford not sure what advice to give you dear heart but have a good friend, Tricia her name is who's good at this sort of thing...

newnamefornewyearbookwormmum · 03/01/2008 21:00

Your stepson also whines about not being noticed by his wife when he bears more than a passing resemblance to a traffic light. On red.

Poor old DIL - she must be colour-blind .

walfordmum · 03/01/2008 21:00

God how do you all know so much about my rl?
I thought mumsnet was anoynomous it's as though I'm been watched !

OP posts:
newnamefornewyearbookwormmum · 03/01/2008 21:01

By the way the girl you asked to be your salon manager has the dress sense of a 12-yr circa 1984.

Next!!

MrsKittylette · 03/01/2008 21:02

I had a dream about sean last night

shag him!!

(this is very funny BTW)

orangehead · 03/01/2008 21:03

Who died?

bigknickersbigknockers · 03/01/2008 21:03

Kitty, your a married woman now, behave yourself.
Wolfordmum, shag him... I would

Wilkie · 03/01/2008 21:04

PMSL!!

This is why I don't watch soaps....

Mum forced me to watch Emmerdale last night and it was a series of questions:

ME: What happened to Tracey?
MUM: She's in prison for murder
ME: Why is Kim from Hearsay having a DNA test done on her child
MUM: Cos some bloke turned up at her house saying he thinks their babies were swapped at birth
ME: Who is the italian looking lads wife an why has she left him?
MUM: Sarah, who had the baby when she was 13, she has disappeared to another country

.....WHY DO PEOPLE WATCH THIS SHITE???????