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My husband has slept with my DiL !

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walfordmum · 03/01/2008 20:52

We have just had the most awful Xmas , I found out on xmas day that my husband has been having a on /off relationship with my dil throughout most of my pregnancy. Can anyone give me any advice please I have thrown him out but everyday him and his balding ginger head turn up whispering husky threats to me. I mean although I have a newborn DS and 2 spoil brats dd's .I do manage to run a busy salon ,go shopping and get dressed everyday and also drink copious ammounts of alcohol without worrying if I am going to drop the baby during the nightfeed.I also manage to find babysitters at the drop of a hat and I am considering embarking on a sexual relationship with the bad boy of the square .

I am finding things very hardI mean just this week my salon was recently vandalised ,one of the neighbours has just dropped dead and although I have a very nice kitchen I still have to lug all my washing over to the laundrette I am also finding it hard to find a new member of staff (after I sacked the other one for been a non resident of the square ) for the salon but rules state they must only live within 50 yards of my salon so it is proving difficult.

Must go as some of the boys are carrying a coffin past the salon and thats so not good for buisness!

Hopefully log back in later for answers

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Wilkie · 03/01/2008 21:05

Balls, I meant Corrie

(they are so shite they are all the same...)

walfordmum · 03/01/2008 21:06

Yes but it will just be a revenge shag and you can guarentee that one of the dd's will walk in on us and run away with their pet again. Then in 8 years time she will come downstairs with a brand new face and turn into a little minx !

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TEUCHywithallthetrimmings · 03/01/2008 21:06

Walfordmum - stop being nice to the bad boy...I only fancy him when he is being mean and angry. Thank you.

And, erm, sorry about your husband, DIL, salon and all that!

Maybe just go to blockbusters and get a dvd...

wotz · 03/01/2008 21:07

Its such a shame - I just couldn't post without saying something!

My shit life looks great now, thanks walfordmum

walfordmum · 03/01/2008 21:08

I can't go to blockbusters we are not allowed out of the square unless we book a trip up west 6 weeks in advance!
Billys video shop went bust

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ShinyHappyPeopleHoldingHands · 03/01/2008 21:10

Er Yes Elf.. it is supposed to be funny and is succeeding! Where's your SOH??!

orangehead · 03/01/2008 21:10

Who died?

ShinyHappyPeopleHoldingHands · 03/01/2008 21:12

WM, perhaps you should take a leaf out of the book of some tedious ex neighbours and book a nice break to Leigh-on-sea, to get over the shock, like..

sweetboy · 03/01/2008 21:12

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ShinyHappyPeopleHoldingHands · 03/01/2008 21:12

Kevin apparently. In one of his death trap mo-uhs!

TEUCHywithallthetrimmings · 03/01/2008 21:13

never mind, those dvd's can be trouble anyway...

ELF1981 · 03/01/2008 21:14

I think I had a bypass when I was in hospital

I was only asking because you never can tell!

walfordmum · 03/01/2008 21:14

Well I am thinking of moving on I will have to book Charlie and his black cab though ,because although I have a carseat I lug everywhere I do not seem to have a car

We shall see I've yet to have a proper showdown with my slapper DIl though

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walfordmum · 03/01/2008 21:15

Yes I've quite had my fill of DVD's ATM

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newnamefornewyearbookwormmum · 03/01/2008 21:19

You can move to Manchester, Spain or Souf'end.

wotz · 03/01/2008 21:21

But don't go in a black cab you'll never come back, use the train station or just walk off and get the bus round the corner out of shot.

walfordmum · 03/01/2008 21:25

I might just go away for a coupl of months and then reappear with a dramatic entrance.

If I'm a really good girl they might play the drums for me I like the drums

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newnamefornewyearbookwormmum · 03/01/2008 21:25

Better still don't get in any car or wheeled vehicle in the vinicity. Steve Owen and now Kevin have died in dodgy cars. Nick's son died on Mark's motorbike, Tiffany 'fell under' Frank's car, Pat ran over someone, Martin killed Jamie.....

newnamefornewyearbookwormmum · 03/01/2008 21:27

You have to suddenly reappear in the Vic just as your ex-h is having his wedding reception to someone else.

Then you grab your children and run away again.

bonkerz · 03/01/2008 21:28

But atleast most of the deaths in your square have occurred at either christmas or new year so i think you should be safe for another year!

walfordmum · 03/01/2008 21:30

Should I have a baby to phil first ,then run away with him screaming after me
"you're a Mitchell now!"

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Pages · 03/01/2008 21:31

But before you leave the Vic, make an announcement about what's happened and then there will be drinks on the 'ous. Might as well get a free drink before you go. (No wonder Peggy went bankrupt).

TEUCHywithallthetrimmings · 03/01/2008 21:32

Of course, the fact that bad boy is in fact DIL brother is also quite confusing...if DIL got together with ex-DH and you get it on with Sean your ex-DH will be your BIL??!!

Or something...

walfordmum · 03/01/2008 21:33

They have a magic jukebox in that pub everytime anyone announces something the music turns down on it's own

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Pages · 03/01/2008 21:33

What's wrong with being a Mitchell? You'll be faaaaamily.