My husband has slept with my DiL !

[walfordmum]

We have just had the most awful Xmas , I found out on xmas day that my husband has been having a on /off relationship with my dil throughout most of my pregnancy. Can anyone give me any advice please I have thrown him out but everyday him and his balding ginger head turn up whispering husky threats to me. I mean although I have a newborn DS and 2 spoil brats dd's .I do manage to run a busy salon ,go shopping and get dressed everyday and also drink copious ammounts of alcohol without worrying if I am going to drop the baby during the nightfeed.I also manage to find babysitters at the drop of a hat and I am considering embarking on a sexual relationship with the bad boy of the square .

I am finding things very hardI mean just this week my salon was recently vandalised ,one of the neighbours has just dropped dead and although I have a very nice kitchen I still have to lug all my washing over to the laundrette I am also finding it hard to find a new member of staff (after I sacked the other one for been a non resident of the square ) for the salon but rules state they must only live within 50 yards of my salon so it is proving difficult.

Must go as some of the boys are carrying a coffin past the salon and thats so not good for buisness!

Hopefully log back in later for answers

pmsl very, very funny thread.

Even better than lugging a car seat around with no car - you actually have a baby, 2 dd's and your ginger hubbie has a 2 seater car ?! Soooo impractical

Oh yeah - deffo shag the bad boy.. Revenge shag for you, he'll fall hook line and sinker and you'll break his 'art

noonar I dont see whats funny about my dh been caught getting off with my dil on her wedding day which we all found out about on xmas day just after xmas dinner which I cooked for around 12 people despite having a 1 week old baby honestly some people

Never mind been impractical I don't even know what he does he has all this money but I don't actually know what his job is , It's not situated in the square you see!

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is there life outside of the Square?

yes but does anyone know if Den is still alive?

You can only get out of the square in certain ways these include

1. getting killed in a mysterious manner

2. Leaving in a black cab

3. do rudies on a webcam /phone then send it to someone who will sell it to the NOTW

Den has been killed twice but I wouldn't rule out a return forever even though Sam dug up his corpse on Sharon's wedding day .

Some presents you can do without.

They may be planning a den & angie reunion

Den got there first with messing around with his son's gfs. Is ginger possessed by the ghost of Den?

you could get sent to Manchester
Ain't no one ever come back from Manchester (alistair mcgowan as dot, I can't take the credit)

or you could just go and live in Crouch End, crawling with ex walforders there

ps is the gingerbaldy phil? I get very old EE here and then it ain't much cop, too many teenagers

omg imagine if gingerbaldy turns out to be den's lovechild !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gingerbaldy is max

Phil is baldybaldy .

www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqIxb26QepY

Here

www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMb7k7ccTe4&feature=related

better

I know my post-baby days were years ago, but an sure was still bleeding so soon ater the birth (plus leaking breasts and cracked nipples) so definitely didn't consider sex with my dp to be on the menu (let alone with a bloke who had never seen me naked before).

Oh bloody hell why do I expect realism to be part of eastenders.

I haven't watched this tripe for years but have caught it a couple of times over xmas and think i may get suckered right back in.....!

whon the bleedin heck is max?

right have to go now go to go and give peggy mitchell a bikini wax

How old is the baby anyway? A month?

And why do people always meet someone 5 minutes after splitting up their dps.

does she still need one at her age Walfordmum?

can anyone tell me what happened to Kevin? I have deduced he was killed in a car accident - details please?

PMSL unbelievably at this thread.

'ere you go treacle, take this (shoves crumpled twenty pound note into walfordmum's hand) and go and buy your self sumfink nice 'Up West'. Take your mind off it, why doncha? Failing that, you could always just jump in the Black Taxi that always seems to be conveniently passing The Vic at the exact time any of its inhabitants have a major crisis...and leave the Square..?

Aww thanks loveangel

Kevin died whilst trying to get rid of a dodgy car

walfordmum, where did you get that cupboard you keep your baby in? from the same place as the one Phil got for Ben?