My husband has slept with my DiL !

[walfordmum]

We have just had the most awful Xmas , I found out on xmas day that my husband has been having a on /off relationship with my dil throughout most of my pregnancy. Can anyone give me any advice please I have thrown him out but everyday him and his balding ginger head turn up whispering husky threats to me. I mean although I have a newborn DS and 2 spoil brats dd's .I do manage to run a busy salon ,go shopping and get dressed everyday and also drink copious ammounts of alcohol without worrying if I am going to drop the baby during the nightfeed.I also manage to find babysitters at the drop of a hat and I am considering embarking on a sexual relationship with the bad boy of the square .

I am finding things very hardI mean just this week my salon was recently vandalised ,one of the neighbours has just dropped dead and although I have a very nice kitchen I still have to lug all my washing over to the laundrette I am also finding it hard to find a new member of staff (after I sacked the other one for been a non resident of the square ) for the salon but rules state they must only live within 50 yards of my salon so it is proving difficult.

Must go as some of the boys are carrying a coffin past the salon and thats so not good for buisness!

Hopefully log back in later for answers

ohhh teuch my head hurts now

I'm waiting for the episode where they all realise just how much their houses are worth, sell up and move to the Costa Del Sol.

Or Comet opens and they all buy washing machines...

I knew this was a fakey as soon as I saw it because if it was real it would have way more than 54 replies!I am disappointed

I think the whole lot of you ought to go on Jeremy Vile and sort it.
I' m getting old - took me 4 posts to fall in with this.

This is so funny, I'm new to mumsnet and thought it was only for perfect middle class yummy mummies, but thought I'd give it a go anyway, glad to see I was wrong, thanks for a good laugh, haven't had one in ages!

If you want a quiet life, move to Midsomer Parva. It's in the country and you get that moderately fit John Nettles prancing about in your garden. Admittedly he's usually looking frowningly at a corpse, but don't let the bodycount worry you as only the poshos get murdered in interesting fashions out there.

Mind you, when you get bored with Walford, you could also move to SUn Hill, where you will find so many familiar faces it will be a right home from home.

LOL brilliant

You so have to do that bad boy!!!

As for washing machines you cant put Dot out of a job, by the way does she have one in the house cause she washed bradleys jumpers at night

If you move to Midsomer look out for that Joyce Barnaby - anytime that woman steps out of the house there's a murder! She went painting, to a regatta, village fete - blood all over the place - and don't even ask about the amateur theatricals!

Fortunately her husband always manages to fit someone else up for the crime.....

It's all getting tense. It's about 5 minutes since they had a murda in the square - a case of who ginged the nut?

Then they could get all the ex-Enders on the Bill to investigate the crime? In fact given that it's part of the contract, that you must do a stint on the Bill after leaving Enders, what do you reckon to the idea of investigating thier own murder?

No, don't try and leave the square by train either, someone will arrive to stop you at the ticket machine just as you are buying your ticket.

Gawd wotch out Gingey doesn't do a Frank and turn up at the door wearing nowt but a dickie bow.

I just clicked on this thinking, "omg, how awful!" Pmsl! It took a few lines in to realise it wasn't real. Was thinking, "omg, and on xmas day too!" [thicko]

What I think is great is how I can use MN from prison. You'd think they'd be stricter, wouldn't you? Mind you, don't know why I'm on a parenting site because I haven't seen my little girl for months. Apparently, even though she's three (or is it four????) she never speaks and still has to be carried everywhere. I'm hoping things'll pick up now her other grandad's back in the picture, so he is. Must ask him for tips on dealing with life in the big house.

Those of you who're wondering about my MN name - well, it's a long story but it involved a cheating no-good man (don't they all)and a particularly heavy ornament. Still can't believe the police saw through my skilful web of lies which contained absolutely no massive plot holes whatsoever.

And just to set the record straight: I have NEVER had sex with Roy Cropper.

Things could get worse though WM - after you leave, it's traditional for one Ex-Alber Square-ite to appear on Strictly Come Dancing every year (this year, they had two!!). How good are you at sewing on sequins? .

You might be better off in the Square.

pmsl slayerette

Would just like to thank all you kind ladies for your advice

I think I will probbaly sleep with the bad boy but regret it massivley later and flounce off the square probably leaving one child behind who never mentions me again!Then I will probably have 3 options which are

Jungle

Dancing

Skating

Damn the curse of Walford

can you not get a bit part in the Bill with Tiffany's mum?

move to Australia and get a part in Home & Away. Worked for Marilyn/Emily in reverse.....

I reckon the gingerbaldy may have me

---dramatic whisper--

KILLED OFF

How can you even contemplate having sex with anyone when you've only just had a baby?

I've also heard that bad boy is hung like a donkey. Is that true?

Yes but I heel quicker we all do in Walford I mean look at Jane from the caff 1 week shot in the stomuch next running round after little Bobby

I have also heard the rumours re donkey and think I may well find out in the near future

don't come to Midsommer. For your own safety

OH MY GOD! THEY'RE HERE........
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That's true. How did you get your figure back so quickly? Was that the magic of Walford too?

I am not going near midsommer that would be as bad as going on Holiday with Angela Lansbury

Piggy I know I got back into shape really quickly I was amazed but it's all prosthetics these days innit ?