Well, I was meant to be marrying the sheriffs son, but I left him at the altar and caught a lift with a man who happened to be passing. Stranger danger and all that but he had an impressive moustache, and seemed nice enough, plus he had a fast car. He also gave me a cute nickname, so he obviously liked me.
Turns out he was a bit of a criminal and was caught up in some sort of smuggling… but he looked so handsome in a cowboy hat, I didn’t care 😍
I love this thread, it’s really made me laugh 😂