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Neighbour’s inappropriate comments

30 replies

Zig27 · 02/06/2021 17:52

Last year a parcel went to my neighbour’s. I went to collect it and he said he hopes it isn’t a mucky movie. I was a bit shocked and said ‘oh no’. I went to collect some more parcels tonight from his as I was at work in the day. He gave me the parcels I said thanks for collecting them and he said he hopes it isn’t a rude dvd. I was walking away and just casually said definitely not, thanked him and went and he said ‘fair enough’ in a low tone. He is about 70 and I’m 35 years younger. I just don’t get why he thinks it’s ok to make inappropriate remarks. He goes to swingers clubs and I know it’s not my business but it’s like he doesn’t know the boundaries.

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AmandaHoldensLips · 02/06/2021 17:57

Ew. Pervy neighbour alert. Gross.

User629202 · 02/06/2021 17:58

‘Mucky movie’ 🤮

Can you specify on the delivery instructions for your parcels that they aren’t to be left with him?

Shehasadiamondinthesky · 02/06/2021 17:58

Yuck.

Tiktokersmiracle · 02/06/2021 17:59

Yeah tell the sender to not under any circumstances deliver to him.
We had similar with a pervy neighbour and Amazon and the likes really don't mind as long as you tell them.

Noshowlomo · 02/06/2021 18:00

Nothing to be left with him in future.
OR say "its a film about elderly pervy men and how to stay away from them"

EarringsandLipstick · 02/06/2021 18:06

He goes to swingers clubs

How on earth do you know this? 😳

Geamhradh · 02/06/2021 18:08

Tbf, if you know about his sex life he's not the only one being inappropriate is he?

AnyFucker · 02/06/2021 18:10

Another “sex people” thread, is it ?

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CandyLeBonBon · 02/06/2021 18:15

Is he 'sex people' op?

Fromneverland · 02/06/2021 18:20

Cool story bro

AlmostSummer21 · 02/06/2021 18:23

wonders if your the neighbour the other side of my 74 yo swinging neighbour?!

SpindleWhorl · 02/06/2021 18:25

He goes to swingers clubs

Aye right, like you'd fucking know that.

Sandra15 · 02/06/2021 18:31

We had an ice cream man who used to say pervy things to women and girls. I guess he got reported, because all of a sudden he had gone and then someone else started coming around. Things like "sure you don't want a 69?" if you asked for a 99.

FionaMumsnet · 02/06/2021 18:35

Hi all,

We don't believe the OP to be a troll - but if you have any doubts at all, please do report to us rather than posting them on the thread, as it just derails and is also potentially upsetting to the OP.

LawnFever · 02/06/2021 18:40

@EarringsandLipstick

He goes to swingers clubs

How on earth do you know this? 😳

I need to know the answer to this question
EvenMoreFuriousVexation · 02/06/2021 18:42

@Noshowlomo

Nothing to be left with him in future. OR say "its a film about elderly pervy men and how to stay away from them"
Oh my god, please do this!

I was going to advise sensible stuff like put a note on your front door that says "do not leave parcels with the fuckwit at no 58" but that is way better

readytosell · 02/06/2021 18:45

@EarringsandLipstick

He goes to swingers clubs

How on earth do you know this? 😳

To be fair my neighbours casually once dropped into the conversation that they were off swinging, I think they were looking for new recruits. I just said oh right, I need to go to the shop!

I get the feeling if they want you to know they'll make it known...

They do actually have visitors at the moment and I've been wondering... Grin

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 02/06/2021 18:46

Maybe mucky DVDs are the only thing he ever orders through the post, and he doesn't actually realise that you can order just about anything to be delivered to your door, mucky or otherwise.

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 02/06/2021 18:49

Go over and ask if he'd like to see a film of you and your sister that was taken whilst you were both swinging together - and then, when his eyes light up and he almost falls over at his luck, show him a very boring hour-long video of the two of you on the swings at the local play park Grin

CandyLeBonBon · 02/06/2021 18:51

@WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll

Go over and ask if he'd like to see a film of you and your sister that was taken whilst you were both swinging together - and then, when his eyes light up and he almost falls over at his luck, show him a very boring hour-long video of the two of you on the swings at the local play park Grin
🤢
Cyw2018 · 02/06/2021 18:52

Bored on a night shift once my colleague set up a fake profile on a swingers website and we searched the local area. One of his neighbours and one of the local retained firemen that we both new were on there. I think the nature of swinging means there is a good chance of it becoming local knowledge!

FunTimes2020 · 02/06/2021 18:53

Yuk! I hope your parcel wasn't sticky when you picked it up from PN (pervy neighbour) 😨

youvegottenminuteslynn · 02/06/2021 18:57

@WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll

Go over and ask if he'd like to see a film of you and your sister that was taken whilst you were both swinging together - and then, when his eyes light up and he almost falls over at his luck, show him a very boring hour-long video of the two of you on the swings at the local play park Grin
I have a horrible feeling he would bloody love this 🤮
flippertygibbit · 02/06/2021 19:02

So be in for your own deliveries or make alternative arrangements?

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