Getting your own back

[Heartofgoldmumof2]

Hey bit of a silly one-but I thought I would ask what you may do to get your own back when your DPs really piss you off?

Nothing, I’m not a child. I fucking tell him.

I try to figure out why I'm feeling pissed off and then have a mature conversation with him to get to the root of the particular issue.

I talk. I listen.

It tends to be a successful solution.

Have a conversation ..?

Communicate!

How old are you?

Women like you give women a bad name.

I don’t think this is a kid, which is what I thought too, it seems this is actually a grown up. With kids, potentially in her thirties.

Op do you do this? If your husband Pisses you off do you try to get petty revenge?

I like to put DPs socks in the draw without balling up the pairs when he’s pissed me off, always works a treat! Childish I know but the loud ‘for fucks sake’ I hear when he discovers all the free roaming socks is just too good to resist😂

Pissed you off as in what sense??

I put laxatives in his coffee and snip the buttons off all his shirts.

Oh, hang on, no, I don’t. I use my words.

@Kitdeluca1

I like to put DPs socks in the draw without balling up the pairs when he’s pissed me off, always works a treat! Childish I know but the loud ‘for fucks sake’ I hear when he discovers all the free roaming socks is just too good to resist😂

Ehrm why does he not put his own socks back?

Before you all come for me I put up with a lot, the bastard litters sweet wrappers and crisp packets down the sofa and pisses on the toilet seat with literally every wee.

@Kitdeluca1

Before you all come for me I put up with a lot, the bastard litters sweet wrappers and crisp packets down the sofa and pisses on the toilet seat with literally every wee.

Eh, so again, why are you sorting his socks ?

@Bluntness100 I’m a SAHM so DP thinks all the washing is my job🤦🏽‍♀️

When he pissed me off I got my own back by making myself single, that showed him

[quote Kitdeluca1]@Bluntness100 I’m a SAHM so DP thinks all the washing is my job🤦🏽‍♀️[/quote]
It doesn’t matter what he thinks

What do you think?

I put things in the cupboard so that they fall out when he opens it and if it’s my turn to make tea I give him the uglier one.

@Bluntness100 I think it’s his washing and he should put it away but my options are do it myself or have it on the ottoman until he eventually wears it all again.

It’s drawer. Not draw.

And I feel sorry for you. Was your dp not properly toilet trained ?

@Kitdeluca1

Before you all come for me I put up with a lot, the bastard litters sweet wrappers and crisp packets down the sofa and pisses on the toilet seat with literally every wee.

I hope he’s a millionaire, fantastic in bed and you live in a mansion

@kitdeluca1

That’s what I’m talking about! Mine leaves literal rubbish all over the house and kitchen work tops. I too get wee sprayed all over the toilet seat!

@Chanandlerbong01

Well done! Has something hit him hard? I can see your a friends fan!

How can you bring yourself to have sex with someone who is happy for you to cleanup their piss? 🤮

@Heartofgoldmumof2 it’s disgusting isn’t it, just tramp behaviour but unfortunately mummy didn’t mind cleaning up after him and I’m having trouble training it out of him!