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Witty response to "How are you still single?" when asked by men

57 replies

LilMissRe · 14/05/2020 21:42

Hey everyone

Just that really. If a guy you are chatting to/ chatted to/dating, has asked you this, what did you say?

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DiscontinuedModelHusband · 15/05/2020 12:52

Thisismytimetoshine

That's the joke...

ChaiLatteWithStevia · 15/05/2020 13:23

It's funny. I laughed! If you dont date complete neanderthals, they might laugh too.

Raidblunner · 15/05/2020 13:32

I'm a size queen.... only joking 9's just fine Smile

Windmillwhirl · 15/05/2020 13:36

I used to say "I haven't met anyone good enough" Grin

HalfDutchGirl · 15/05/2020 16:54

How bizarre that I was asked that question last night from a very intense guy who's started messaging from OLD. Never been asked it before. I just sent back 'you tell me', he didn't have a response for that one!!

Bedsheets4knickers · 15/05/2020 22:28

Love "just lucky " ain't that the truth x

Queenoftheashes · 15/05/2020 23:29

Because men are consistently unimpressive?
Because I need protein after sex?
Because I get belligerently drunk often?

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