Sex

[Sianholby]

Ok, I’m not sure if I’m being unreasonable here but since lockdown, my neighbours have become....more vocal.

I live in a semi detached house, couple next door are late twenties, keep themselves to themselves and moved in about 6 months ago. We see them occasionally but never socialise.

I think they may have been furloughed as their cars haven’t moved for a good few weeks.

They are certainly making the most of the lockdown as they are having very loud sex. This is during the day, about 5 or 6 times. Now I’m no prude, but both me and my husband are trying to work from home whilst trying to look after our toddler so the screams of “Oh Adam, do it to me Adam” and the loud groaning and banging is getting a bit much! I’m sure they are having a great time but I don’t need to hear them orgasm whilst I am on a Zoom call!!! This has been going on for a while in lockdown now, we live in a two bed so space is an issue for us to work from home. And I’ve tried moving rooms but they seem to enjoy their sex sessions all over the house, multiple times a day so there’s no escape 🤣

As we don’t know them very well, how would you approach talking to them?

Hey its either you and hubby do the same with loud sex so that they can hear or you go tell them to put socks in their mouths

Is there not a room that isn’t attached to them?

Post a note through their door. It's very inconsiderate!

Next time you see one of them outside, make a lecherous remark, e.g. "Oh hello Adam. Or should I say, Big Boy!" Then wiggle your eyebrows like Groucho Marx.

The bathroom and kitchen on the right hand side aren’t attached but not big enough to work in!

Even tried the garden in this nice weather but their sex is so loud and just when you get some thinking space, they start again! I’ve never heard anything like it! I am going they will get bored - surely there’s other things you need to do in the day apart from have sex multiple times 🤦🏻‍♀️

Next time you see them, tell them “My whole business team had hysterics listening to you having sex during our conference call - they said to thank you for the entertainment!”
That should tone them down a bit. Unless they’re exhibitionists, in which case they will get a whole lot worse...

on the one hand I complete understand how irritating that must be op...on the other hand I’m really quite jealous. Adam sounds incredible!

I never knew his name until they started this. And I still don’t know hers as I hear him grunt, say the F word 😂😂. And surely there must be a point where you can’t physically go on after such monster daily sessions 😂

5/6 times a day!!! She must be red raw 😱😱

Change your WiFi name to DoItToMeAdam or similar

This is brilliant 😂😂

Adam is giving her 5-6 orgasms a day and she still wants more the next day?

Jealous of the pair of them.

Bastards.

Have you not just tried clapping and cheering when they've finished?

"Sounded like a 10/10 Adam!"

Bloody hell. Go adam!

Sorry OP, realise that doesn't help.

I that on my street, me and DH are the equivalent of your neighbours.

Is your DH called Adam 🤣

Adam sounds incredible!

I think we all know she's probably faking.

What @evenmore said 😂😂

Yeah put on some v loud music with something appropriate that will clue them in, like "F*ck the pain away" by Peaches.

My DP is wondering if you’ll put a note under the door to ask what magic pills Adam is taking as he would like some!

"Change your WiFi name to DoItToMeAdam or similar"

Oh golly that's a good one.

Though you dont tend to view neighbouring hubs til your internet's playing up once in a blue moon.

Take up the banjo and sit in the corner on your partition wall, before you pop to the shops put some porn on your laptop and shove a bluetooth speaker up against the wall, or some loud classical music on in 12/8 time. That'll put John off his stroke

Lucky them!

(Sorry not much help)

Definitely second the playing of loud, off putting music every time they start. The thought of someone else hearing DH and I having sex fills me with horror!!