Light-hearted - What's the most trivial reason you've broken up with someone/declined a date?

[WokeOnTheWater]

Inspired by a different, more serious, thread but thought there must be some great, light-hearted stories about ridiculous, trivial or unreasonable things that have given you the 'ick'.

Gotta pass the time while we're all stuck inside.

He had blow-dried hair, he asked my BOSS if I had a boy friend while they were in the gents loo and his name was Trevor.

OLD. Called his son as 'little man', every single time he referenced him. This really began to grate after 76 'little mans' so I asked what his son's actual name was and he refused to tell me apparently his son's first name is far too confidential to share on a first date. The importance of keeping sensitive information private stop him from asking me whether I shave or not though!

He wore an anorak (I was 14 to be fair!)

It was raining so I couldn't be bothered to go on a second date.

He asked me on a second second date a week later, and we are now married with three children.

He was too effeminate, couldn’t stop thinking about what my friends would think

I’ve told these on here before but he refused to name his favourite member of Take That in a lighthearted pub conversation with my parents as he “didn’t get involved in popular culture”

He shaved his head

I got fed up of people asking me if I was still going out with him. We were only 11 to be fair, but I still feel bad as he was a really nice guy and we're still friendly now.

@TaterWaffle I work with him!!! Drives me INSANE. Early 50s?

He wore horrendous winklepickers.

When I was about 16 the school hunk asked me to go with him to a fancy dress party. I was over the moon until I arrived and found he was dressed as Robin Hood and was wearing green tights!
Put me right off and I ended up getting off with someone else

He had a slightly weak chin. And I'm ashamed of myself for that.
He was also a little effeminate. But in truth was a nice guy.

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I think he’d be about 55 now? He worked in a university.

He looked like he's had a perm

My best friend confessed she thought that he looked like he smelt of egg. Much to my dismay I knew what she meant. Couldn’t continue with the relationship after that.

Ah... not the same guy... mine works in law...
Please... shoot... me... 😂

Reminded me to much of my parents...

Dumped the first one because he finished a jigsaw I’d been working on for ages when I was having an early night. Finished with the second one because we were playing Pictionary with his family and neither he nor any of his family knew what a centaur was. When I did it he nearly started crying and said “it’s because of that man-horse-thing isn’t it?” I lied and said it wasn’t him, it was me.

I am so shallow. And still single.

This one's a bit boring but he asked me out, I agreed and then the next day he kissed me and I felt absolutely nothing. I couldn't go through with a date and told him so rather awkwardly.

Maybe..they’re brothers............

Consider yourself shot...bang.....

Mind bogglingly terrible sex. Just awful. Awful. So bad it couldn't be worked on. Just awful.

Think he might have passed my way, too. Having said that, there's been a few

@GalleyHead I asked him where in Ireland he was from and he said "Milton Keynes". Unreal!

He was training to be a doctor and told me my veins were perfect for a canula, for some reason I was instantly turned off

When I did it he nearly started crying and said “it’s because of that man-horse-thing isn’t it?” I lied and said it wasn’t him, it was me

Hahaha! 😆

I was very young. He was stunning. Pecs you could grate cheese on, arms that threatened to rip his t-shirt, beautiful face. So flattered when he asked for my number, started up some text flirtation. Things got a bit hot.

Then he texted 'I pull you up on to my waste' and I withdrew all affection immediately.