God when I was younger, a student so many.
The ones who stand out, going on a first date with a guy, both sitting in my flat chatting to my flat mate, he goes to the loo. Doesn’t come back for ages, I go upstairs looking for him and find him naked in my bed, I’m not shitting you. I just said, oh, there you are. Went down stairs and said to my flat mate, he’s in my bed, he’s naked, his clothes are on the floor. I can’t deal, help me. So we both went up and asked him to leave, we had to stand there and watch him get dressed, fucking weirdo.
Another guy, went on a date, sitting snogging him at a friends place on the sofa. He stood up and randomly took his trousers and pants off, I asked him what the fuck he was doing, and proceeded to have an awkward conversation with him naked from the waist down. Then I left. With him still naked from the waist down. Another fucking weirdo.
Another guy, I still fell awful about this. But he asked me if he could buy me a drink and introduced himself, he had a terrible name, I was a bit drunk and responded with you can’t be called that, and burst out laughing and walked away. I know that’s bad.
Another bloke, years later my husbands friend said to him(my husband), I work with a guy who knows blunt, says he had a massive crush on her for years all through school, after the final sixth form leaving do, he plucked up the courage to eventually ask her if he could walk her home, she looked at him and said “ you couldn’t even walk yourself home you’re that drunk” burst out laughing and walked away, told my husbands friend he was gutted, wasn’t that drunk and didn’t get over it for ages. I felt shit about that too and clearly remember it. 😳