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Smelly fart date

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SausageSimon · 06/03/2020 23:04

A couple of weeks ago I went on a date with a guy I used to work with years ago, he got in touch out of the blue and he's really lovely so I thought why not.

We had an excellent time in a nearby city and he showed me some great places, we had a meal and then went to a bar. It started getting busy and we were sat on some settees and all was good!
Then started the smelliest rotten egg farts, truly vile. It got to the third lot of this disgusting odour and I had to say something incase he thought it was me. There was a group of guys behind us and I assumed it was one of them so I said to my date how disgusting it was and that it was making me feel sick. I said I wouldn't be going out if my farts were so bad! (I've only had these awful kind of farts with an upset stomach)

Soon after it was time to head home and the date ended well! Unsure if I fancied him but I had a great time so we arranged another date.

So tonight we went out, he picked me up and as we were driving along and chatting that exact same vile smell wafted it's way around the car Blush

I'm not being dramatic when I say it's the worse fart I have EVER smelt.

He wants to see me again but I honestly hope I never smell that smell ever again in my life!! It's a shame cause he's a really nice man but I can't cope.

Can nerves cause this? He's big on the gym and I also wondered if it was the result of protein shakes or a diet he's on

AIBU to not want to see him again?

If it could be guaranteed I wouldn't have to endure another rotten egger I'd probably be up for it

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Gwenhwyfar · 08/03/2020 11:26

" Professional help. Forget the DIY blinking charcoal tablets . 2

Doctors don't have a magic cure for this.

CampfireZen · 08/03/2020 16:13

I'd forever associate him with foul trumps!

Poor Melania feels your pain...

ScarlettBlaize · 08/03/2020 20:30

@Gwenhwyfar two different men have done absolutely revolting farts in circuit classes when I've been one station behind them. Absolutely disgusting and unforgivable.

How is it unforgivable? They surely weren't trying to do it. I presume the movement made it happen. You get the same thing at yoga, particularly with people who are new to it. In yoga, it's considered polite not to make anyone feel bad about it and be understanding.

They weren't trying NOT to do it. I do classes at the gym 6-7 days a week, and have done for years. It's very very rare for people to fart. I would leave the room if it was going to happen (never been an issue yet because i don't do classes on a full stomach).

And I don't think it's a coincidence that they were both men - men behave really selfishly in gym classes in general, and I found the farting part of a broader pattern of selfishness, entitlement, and disregard for the comfort/safety of those around them.

SausageSimon · 08/03/2020 22:24

Quite worried these farts are infectious, I haven't stopped today Grin mine smell like fresh flowers though so it's fine! (They're not eggy at least)

Well, I've decided he's definitely not for me after a message today said he'd been doing some housework which included taking his Christmas tree down BlushBlushBlushBlushBlush

MASSIVELY outing detail so apologies if this gets back to the man in question, you're ever so lovely but you're not the one for me

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mammmamia · 08/03/2020 22:29

Haven’t read the whole thread but I am Grin about the Christmas tree. I don’t blame you OP that would clinch it for me too Blush

Conrad79 · 08/03/2020 22:33

I knew a guy like this. He was cute but the farts were horrific & I was forever turned off after he got kicked out of a busy pub for stinking it out GrinGrin

I used to daydream about him a lot & they’d usually abruptly end by imagining our stinky wedding where everyone leaves half way through

SausageSimon · 08/03/2020 22:37

@Conrad79 someone made an excellent point earlier on in the thread saying imagine if you had friends round for tea and they were letting out eggy fart after eggy fart, it'd be mortifying!! The wedding would be even worse Grin all dressed up looking beautiful and as you walk down the aisle with everyone you love there to share your special day then as you are exchanging vows he drops an egg bomb!!

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Conrad79 · 08/03/2020 22:42

Yep that’s pretty much how my wedding daydreams ended each time Grin just had a quick FB check and he IS married now Shock

But it was an outdoor Summer wedding Grin probably for the best!

Smilebehappy123 · 08/03/2020 22:43

My x did this he smelt like shit constantly and would always do the smelliest of farts and hold me head under the cover to sniff them

Smilebehappy123 · 08/03/2020 22:46

Imagine giving him a blowey and he farts like that , fuck me you might throw up on his dick 🤣🤣🤣

SausageSimon · 09/03/2020 18:03

@Smilebehappy123 the thought of that has made me feel seriously unwell! Jesus 😭

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Aria20 · 09/03/2020 18:17

@Smilebehappy123 @Conrad79 GrinGrinGrin

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