cheating?

[MyWitzEnd]

My DH goes supermarket shopping on a Sunday, and more than once he has come back with his shirt open at the bottom (to me, like he had tucked it in whilst seated). I think he is getting a bj of a prostitute in Asda car park or something. Writing this makes me feel pretty ridiculous, but I know what I saw. I can't follow him as he will see me. What's left? If I track his car, it will probably only show him at the supermarket anyway. What to do?

There are numerous reasons why his shirt could be like that, reaching up on shelves for things, etc. Assuming he is meeting a prostitute in the supermarket car park seems a bit of a stretch. Is there more info behind this that you haven’t provided?

Your theory does sound absolutely ridiculous, yes. Maybe rethink that one.

Has he been caught with prostitutes before? Apart from that I can't see why you would think he's been meeting them.

No he hasnt been caught. Just that hos clothing has been opened at the bottom more than once. I guess i am paranoid. I have been cheated on in the last two relationships. I just have this massive hunch.

Maybe he has a poo at the supermarket toilets? My dh is like the dc, always need the loo when we are out!!

That seems like a REALLY weird conclusion to jump to. And I say that as someone previously known to be a bit bunny boiler back in the day

you sound crazy

Mm
Have you had any help for your paranoia op?

Sounds more like a toilet visit, than a blow job from a prostitute in Asda's carpark on a Saturday morning.

How did you notice this, because I doubt I would to be honest? It is a bit of a stretch OP, I am by no means an expert on the working habits of prostitutes, but an Asda carpark in a sunday day time seems a bit too public? Has he given you any other possible reason to think he is using prostitutes or being unfaithful?
Why not just ask to go with him next time?

Um. What?

Probably not op

That's a hell of a leap! Maybe he just needs longer shirts?

He’s a slovenly male. He’s been for a sit down wee?

Are prostitutes known to work in your local ASDA car park? Have I missed something?

You click bj on the app and collect in the carpark!!

Crikey. I thought I was paranoid back in the day, but that's a hell of a logical leap.

On a Sunday too! (Clutches pearls)

Hahaha

Next time give him a BJ before he goes and see if he still comes back with his button undone.

I swear I remember seeing something similar on Jeremy Kyle.

Next time he comes back with his bottom button undone get down on your knees and start to unbutton his flies. When his penis flops out, if it stinks of cheap breathe mints and cum then it's likely the Asda hooker (as she's known) has been having her way. If he pushes you away, similarly there can be no other explanation.

If it smells of fresh dick then it's likely just your wild imagination and to make up for your ludicrous assumptions DP now gets his dick sucked, Happy Sunday everyone.

Hed have to be booking them somehow by phone or email/in site messages. You dont summon them in a puff of smoke.

Honestly though, most married/taken men have opportunity to visit prostitutes in their working day. No point worrying without evidence or more red flags.

I don't think anyone should dismiss a weirdly specific hunch out of hand. OP, checking his phone is the only way to go I'm afraid. Which feels unethical given the reasons you're considering it, and people will definitely think you're crazy if you tell them this story, so... I guess you have to decide how much you back that hunch. If it were me, I always back myself. And I don't care if I look crazy.