Little backstory - Me and DP been together for 6 years, living together for 5. Both female, no children. No history of anything violent.
I am starting to see a pattern in my partners behaviour that I am not quite comfortable. Before I go into that, I will start with what happened last night.
Tuesday evening DP brought home a pack of 5 creme eggs for us, lovely. I didn't eat any, I have to be in the mood for chocolate.
Wednesday evening I came home and was really looking forward to one, I felt lethargic and had a stressful day at work. I asked her where they were and she did a purposely cheeky shifty face as if to say she had eaten them all. I asked if she was serious and she said "Yes, but I didnt eat them all yesterday, I took some to work today".
I said thats mean and that I was looking forward to them, not to mention there were 5!!!!
I left to go to the shop and she said jokingly "I will have a wispa please, and a twix, all the chocolate please".
I came back with a selection of chocolate and said to her in a half joking way "you can piss off if you think you're having any" and half laughed. She then grabbed 2 wispas and I said "no way! Come on now, you ate all those creme eggs and if you ..." before I ended the sentence she said "ALRIGHT MOREWATERPLIX" in a really stern voice and then ignored me.
She was making dinner at the time and when it was cooked she placed it in front of me and said sarcastically "there you go light of my life", put her phone on with netflix and didn't speak to me.
After food, to avoid the arguments going on and on I gave her choclate (which is what I had planned anyway) and she said she didn't want it.
She didnt come to bed until late, didnt speak to me this morning and left without saying goodbye.
Before the chocolate incident I was trying to tell her a story about my day and its hard to explain but this is a version fo how it went:
Me: I don't really want to show this blood form to my boss when I ask for time off because it tells you what its for
DP: Don't want to what?
Me: Repeats sentence
DP: Dont want to show what form
This goes on, she is mucking around like she usually does and I say "dont start now, im not in the mood" .
She winds me up, she will pretend she hasn't heard things or repeat what I have said. She can be really childish. It is very rare that I am able to have a grown up conversation with her. I really haven't explained myself well here have I?
I personally dont think I have done anything wrong, yes I teased her about the chocolate but she was a greedy fucker and ate all 5 in 24 hours. She never keeps me anything, I will buy 2 custard slices as a treat and if I dont eat mine within 24 hours she will eat it.
I just felt like I needed to put this down somewhere I guess. I will happily accept that I was int he wring but feel I need more opinions.