AIBU to think vibrators are better than men?

[northernlights0710]

For the following reasons:

You don't have to fake an orgasm
You don't have to lie there wishing it would be over
You don't have to give it a blow job or a hand job
You don't have to say "Oooh, you were wonderful! /The earth moved/ What was your name again?" Or whatever.
You don't have to check up on its whereabouts (it's in my knicker drawer) or worry that it might be having sex with an OW.
It won't have football on TV day and night.

And the way technology is going, vibrators will soon be able to talk to us, buy drinks AND do the housework.

PMSL @thighs!

Cypriots! Well they're the worst! it's in the MN script.

Night kinky one x

Guess no one located Steve.

I did find him @Thighs and locked him away in my cupboard.

I feed him from time to time

Renarde tell him I've got £15 - are his car windows tinted though? If they're not we'll have to not park outside my house.

I've never got on with them 🤷‍♀️

the penis is a sad, ugly relic. today's toys can rotate, vibrate and even have a remote setting. your silly little manhood is just something for us girls to laugh at. sometimes after i ride m sybian (and orgasm at least 3 times) i look at pictures of penises and giggle at just how useless men have become. silly boys, women fuck machines now ;)

You're not wrong OP.

Those who say their orgasm isn't as good with a vibe are using the wrong ones.

A Magic Wand type is the best IMO.

the penis is a sad relic, toys today can vibrate, rotate and even have a control setting. your silly manhood is just something for us girls to laugh at. sometimes after i ride my sybian (usually after at least 3 orgasms) i look at pictures of penises and giggle at just how useless men have become. i can have a shattering orgasm without penetration and thats ALL YOURS CAN DO!! silly boys, woman have sex with machines now ;)