AIBU to think vibrators are better than men?

[northernlights0710]

For the following reasons:

You don't have to fake an orgasm
You don't have to lie there wishing it would be over
You don't have to give it a blow job or a hand job
You don't have to say "Oooh, you were wonderful! /The earth moved/ What was your name again?" Or whatever.
You don't have to check up on its whereabouts (it's in my knicker drawer) or worry that it might be having sex with an OW.
It won't have football on TV day and night.

And the way technology is going, vibrators will soon be able to talk to us, buy drinks AND do the housework.

My older beau cooks well enough I'd fuck him just for his cake

Katseyes you've given me an idea for my next invention - a dildo that's takes the rubbish out there's an opening in the market for that shit!!!

Some of you take it so seriously it was meant in jest for f sake

@muchprefersummer Damn right!Let me know when you've sorted it! l'm on my own now so it'd be doubly useful!

Fleshlights are better than women.

For the following reasons:

You don't have to hold an erection longer than you want
You don't have to lie there wishing it would be over
You don't have to give it oral/play with the clit
You don't have to say "Oooh, you were wonderful! /The earth moved/ What was your name again?" Or whatever.
You don't have to check up on its whereabouts (it's in my knicker drawer) or worry that it might be having sex with an OM.
It won't have Bake Off on TV day and night.

And the way technology is going, fleshlights will soon be able to talk to us, buy drinks AND do the housework.

Seems legit.

Whoah, folks! This was a lighthearted post!!!!

Wrong section, you should have tried it in AIBU or Chat. You'd still get a hard time there, but this is Relationships, not the right place.

I'm so 'not with the times', I had to google images 'flashlights!' I burst out laughing - don't think I'll ever get that image out my head!!! one even had teeth

Fleshlights!!! Fleshlights not flashlights - flashlights are quite normal.

Yup, I agree OP. I've never enjoyed sex with a man and always prefer my little electrical friend.

I've never really got the appeal of "ooh, let's all moan about how rubbish men are, eh girls!!!" conversations.

If you have a specific issue with a specific person, sure, share it with a group for support and perspectives, but just a generalised "aren't men silly" chat seems a bit...old fashioned.

@muchprefersummer

Well you can use flashlights too, but they tend to have sharp edges where the head or battery cap screws on...

nope never used one. not my thing.

Vibrator and phone sex...

Just saying.

@Sethis +1

This has made me chuckle, yes to the knowing where it is and not with another woman but overall no, nothing beats awesome sex

Never used one so can't say but i don't really like sex anyway.

Ybu

An inny orgasm is better than an outy

Vibrators have their place, but until I can find one that can cook a slow-roasted shoulder of lamb followed by tarte tatin as well as DP, the old boy’s position in my heart is secure.

Vibrators aren't just for us either.
I have some that slip on your fingers. I have them on males perineum and wow.
Maybe one for you Sethis when you're not using the light.

*used them

Well, they are consistent. Especially if you use mains power.

They're certainly preferable to being in a shit relationship with a clueless oaf.

But if you can find a guy who actually knows how to give oral - not just the technical aspects, but also how to read and respond to your language, both spoken and unspoken - it's so much more intense.

It's a bit like comparing a really exquisite meal at a fine dining restaurant with having tinned pea and ham soup from Aldi. They both satisfy your hunger, but the latter will be forgotten by morning whereas the former will be a cherished memory and stealth boast material for a long time.

That's my Christmas present list sorted. You get a vibrator, you get a vibrator, everyone gets a vibrator...

There is no way I can get as good an orgasm with a vibrator than i can with a partner. I can get one but it’s like 3/10. Whereas with the right partner it can be 10/10. Never a 10 by myself with a vibrator 😂

An inny orgasm is better than an outy
So a rabbit is better than an egg 🤷

I think they are horrible things. Nothing like the real thing. I'd rather do without.