Ghastly remark: bin him off?

[LanaorAna2]

My mate has just rung me in a quiver re her BF. You be the judge about what he said.

He rolled up at 8am after a night shift, very keen to see her. She ran him a bath. While she was sweetly washing his back, he said:

BF: This is great - you wouldn't get this service at No 2.
No 2 is the local brothel

Mate, in dismay: Er, what?

BF: Don't be upset - I said it's great, I said you wouldn't get this service at No 2.

Bin him off? You decide, I can't decide what to suggest.

First bit , quite an amusing joke and I would have retaliated with 'I'm putting my fees up'

Btw I LOVE my DH coming in to the bathroom and washing my back.. nothing weird about it at all and guaranteed to put me in the mood ..

But boob squeeze without any preamble and without invitation.. no thanks. Taxi !!

I’m really struggling to see the wit and humour in someone comparing having his back washed to the bargain ‘Happy Ending’ or whatever that’s on offer from some exhausted prostitute at the local brothel.

Or that Backwash Man is so familiar with said local brothel that he drops it randomly into conversations as a comparison to things he likes the sensation of.