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Does it count as cheating if it's with a celebrity?

407 replies

falsesmile · 18/06/2018 21:04

My friend (female) kissed one of her childhood hearthrobs at the weekend. We were down in London and ended up in a club he was in. Anyway she got the nerve to talk to him and we ended up sitting with his group and she ended up all over him in the booth. No sex, but a lot of kissing and wandering hands.

She told her husband when we got home!! He doesn't mind (or so he says). The guy was on her list of people she's allowed to sleep with, she had posters of him on her bedroom walls and he's in his late 40's/early 50's now? Anyway her and her husband both agree it doesn't count as cheating if it's someone on the list or someone famous. WTF? I don't know if she'd slept with him if he'd be bothered even? They've been together 20 years, married 15 and neither of them have ever cheated before. Both just carrying on, I'm in shock she told him so freely and he doesn't mind!!

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daftyburd · 19/06/2018 20:47

Everyone and anyone is on my dog’s list. He has lots of love to spare. No photo just a line in the paper that he was down at the beach and meeting local dog walkers. On tour and missing his dogs at home.
Can’t be Johnny Depp he’s not married anymore due to his abusive ways. My money is on Chesney Hawkes.

MiddleClassProblem · 19/06/2018 20:49

Also JD doesn’t do panel shows. He’s not fallen that far... yet...

HustleRussell · 19/06/2018 20:57

Sounds like her husband wants to watch her with another man. She should fuck his brains out.

WarmestRegards · 19/06/2018 21:17

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VanillaSugar · 19/06/2018 21:52

Phil Tuffnell?

PicklingGherkins · 19/06/2018 22:04

Forgive me but who had a poster of Tuffers on the wall in the 80's? As for the pp who mentioned the bloody Chucklevision man/men and Barry from Eastenders!! Too bloody funny you lot.

CourtneyLovely · 19/06/2018 22:30

WarmestRegards you'd better not be implying that the beautiful delicate flower that is Graham Coxon is a shagger!

Damon I can believe. Nobody would recognise Dave. Surely Alex is too busy making cheese and looking after his 429 children for those shenanigans?

Where's the OP gone?

TheresSomebodyAtTheDoor · 19/06/2018 22:39

Well if Damon is a serial shagger and I'm only just finding out, I've wasted years and years not stalking/shagging him. Damn!
I remember when he and Justine Fleishman split and I was gutted because their love for each other seemed so intense and real.

Somehow though, I expect it's Graham.

Branleuse · 19/06/2018 22:45

I reckon Dean Gaffney

daftyburd · 19/06/2018 22:49

If it’s Graham then I’m getting myself a list laminated...

clairethewitch70 · 19/06/2018 22:50

Nick Berry?

Tartyflette · 20/06/2018 00:22

dafty et al -- is there some kind of stealth competition going on?
I have RTFT and am bemused.....
(easily done, mind)

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VanillaSugar · 20/06/2018 06:26

We're Blur around in the 80s? I thought they were more of a 90s thing.

Tony Hadley. Surely.

Emmageddon · 20/06/2018 07:34

I love the Robbie Williams anecdote.

ScarlettDarling · 20/06/2018 07:43

Ok op, you're not going to tell us who it is...just tell us if anyone has mentioned him on the thread so far.

MyNameIsNotSteven · 20/06/2018 08:21

Ew, who would want to be married to this man?

ApplejackCriesOnTheInside · 20/06/2018 17:23

Blur not on panel shows though.

somuchunanswered · 20/06/2018 17:27

I’ve seen Alex James on some kind of game show. He was acting a bit weird, like really giggly/nervous, and seemed to have bloated. Reminded me of an alcoholic I know.

Thisnamechanger · 20/06/2018 17:31

Celebrities are just human like us.

Agreed. I work with them and a lot are seriously socially awkward.

VanillaSugar · 20/06/2018 17:33

Vic Reeves
Howard Jones
Will Carling
Hugh Grant

User1011 · 20/06/2018 20:32

John Prescott?

MrsRobot71 · 20/06/2018 20:44

Martin Kemp

TakeawayTakeMeAway · 20/06/2018 21:50

George Osborne?

Grin
LoveProsecco · 20/06/2018 22:17

Pretty please OP!!!!!!

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