What would you do if your mother told you...

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What would you do if your mother told you she'd joined mumsnet?

die!!!!!!!!!!!!
oooh what if she'd been stalking you and reading all of your posts all the time...OMG!

Would depend on a) my relationship with my mother and b) what I had posted on Mumsnet !!!!!

Change my name quick.

And ask mnhq to delete all previous threads.

Have changed my name!
Tell me about deleting posts!

leave.

Ask my father to sneak into her study and disconnect her computer, I think.

Run away to a far away place...

But then theres no hope of my mum joining MN she cant even switch on a mobile phone!

I'd wave hello! I love my mum!

yes.. if my mum was on here..I would leave!!!
Although now I know a few of you in R.L I dont post half as much as I did.

Spade she will know by seeing this thread!!

Switch off quick!

Abscond to the BMC [wink[

Embrace our on-line relationship.

i woulod assume she was lying (she can't even turn a pc on! andthen i would change my name even if she didn't know it.

prob best if you delete this thread spade because how many other ppl will have told their daughters they joined MN!

Hillary yes I know! Obviously I am delighted she has joined us!

I think I'd take out a contract on her.

but namechanging wouldn't work surely? as you'd have to invent a whole new identity so as not to be spotted? so surely the only way would be to leave.

You're making me nervous now, why won't name changing work?

why dont you CAT everyone you chat to telling them your new identity that way she wont be able to link you to your new name etc.

Point her in the direction of grannynet (is there such a thing?)

Ok Ok, I get it someone tell me how to delete!

No I don't...how can you link this new name to my old one?

Actually, I love my mum to bits and wouldn't be that bothered if she read my posts, but then there's nothing very rude to read Might be different if I'd posted on lots of sex threads!!

Cant see many daughters worrying about their mums joining MN she may twig who you are by this thread

Is your mum called MummySpade?
Think I saw her on the 'Lost my daughter' thread.