I would like to ask about... bjs

[nottobeknownbyname]

um... i was wondering if there are any... tips or techniques i could use

As an aside to tolly - surely your schizophrenic postings are as boring to you as they are to us now ?!

Didn't have anything to add to this thread (as the oracles have spoken), but I had to come back as when I went from here to Active Conversations and the next topic down from this one was someone needing an emergency dentist. Hope it wasn't an over enthusiastic bj.

Wilbur
Tolly, you didn't treat this as a serious topic when you posted so why start now? You've been masquerading as a woman on other threads and you have misled people, so no, I don't think you are entitled to have any opinions frankly, especially if you are DL.

would dl call ladies clever ?

getting back to blow jobs those breath fresh strips are good put one in your mouth just before and gently suck and blow.Or space dust is a good one I mean so they say

That old chestnut of ice cubes is a gem, or lemonade or other fizzy drink. Tingly heaven, apparently

The trouble with space dust or minty things is that they can upset the delicate 'balance' down below and your lover could end up with unspecified itches

so I could cut out the middle man and put itching powder down his pants.

PSML !!!! Perhaps I'm just married to a particularly sensitive soul ?

nom, i don't know what i'm missing - anyway, it's better to give than to recieve, if you see what i mean - hnnn, that's open to misinterpretation....

What if you'd just eaten a spicy curry?

if hes just eaten a curry, then he is going to taste really disgusting, or so i heard. lol, dont know that from experience

Rhubarb!!!!!

I only just understood what you meant. To be honest I could eat a curry every night for the rest of my life and wouldn't be in a position to do any harm, lol.

I've just seen your post on the other thread reb, . It sounds like you and DW are in a fairly deep rut (pardon the pun)... I know my DH would be eyeing up the ancient troll behind my local post office counter if it'd been six years . Here's hoping you can find a solution soon.

Apparently asparagus makes it taste horrid

Makes your wee smell, too ! Not a prob in our house as both DH and I HATE asparagus

there are dietary supplements available that claim to impart a sweet fruity flavour to semen

It's quite 'fruity' enough already, thanks sm

Nom, thank you - sometimes it doesn't bother me for ages, with effort, but at the moment I'm letting it really get to me. I'm quite short tempered, and I know that's really childish and silly.

actually reb it isn't childish and silly to be unhappy/irritated about not having a sex life. It's normal!

Perhaps that came out wrong spacemonkey, sorry. I'm a bloke, and a bloke moaning is never that attractive, especially when he's likely to be at least half the problem.

My DP went through a stage of drinking lots of pineapple juice/eating pineapple and telling me, desperately trying to get more!!! Have to admit it didn't convince me enough to take up the offer. I'm sure he would be more than happy to undertake this in the name of research though, bless him!!

see, now i'm wondering if it works the other way around....

us ladies always taste sweet and lovely without the aid of pineapple reb

trying very hard NOT to think about it spacemonkey