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Had a bad first kiss

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debbs77 · 06/04/2017 16:51

Seriously, it was awful. Not had a bad kiss since I was 17! Was like a washing machine crossed with a fish!

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Forwardsforwards · 07/04/2017 17:59

Nothing like a long, sensual, responsive snog to melt the stresses away.
Nothing like it

I'm looking forward to meeting someone decent who loves to kiss, be playful, respond to me, and I him.

That's what its about in my book... sigh...

picklemepopcorn · 07/04/2017 19:03

Had an unpleasant moment when a guy I barely knew snogged me, created a seal, then inhaled sharply taking my breath away in an entirely literal and very disconcerting way. Spoiled the song for me entirely...

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debbs77 · 07/04/2017 20:27

He probably thought I was an awful kisser! Eek!

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TheFifthKey · 07/04/2017 20:30

The best kiss I ever had wasn't like a conversation, it was like a novel. Like the whole story of our lives from start to finish. I know that sounds OTT but, it was so good!

The worst, ugh. Like I could have been a lamppost or anything.

Shitalopram · 07/04/2017 20:35

Wow Fifth!

On another note I think clitoris is a lovely word. So is kiss.

Give me a kiss on the clitoris and I'll explode in a sibilant mist of bliss.

AprilSkies44 · 07/04/2017 20:39

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GeekGoddess · 07/04/2017 20:51

Oh my gawd, just had a lovely few minutes reminiscing I'll never forget my first night kiss with dh . It was absolutely chucking it down with rain, but we had put it off for soo long...

RubyBluesey · 08/04/2017 00:09

how do you define a great kiss then?

Shitalopram · 08/04/2017 00:22

I don't think there's any particular technique or move. I have had great kisses that were the merest brush of the lips, and great kisses that were deeper and more explorative.

I think it's both people opening up to communicate with each other through the kiss that makes it special. Same thing for hugs.

Jazzywazzydodah · 08/04/2017 00:27

Ewwwwww that's is hanging

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debbs77 · 08/04/2017 00:34

I think it varies from person to person.

But with this guy he was ON me, mouth and tongue everywhere, mouth wide open and much bigger than mine, tongue literally locking my entire mouth. It wasn't fun

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INeedNewShoes · 08/04/2017 00:36

My first kiss with an ex was horrendous - sloppy and just yuck. But things improved dramatically after that and he was actually pretty good in bed.

Too soon to write him off just yet OP!

SuiteHarmony · 08/04/2017 00:43

The tiny burps! Oh my

CondensedMilkSarnies · 08/04/2017 00:43

My ex wouldn't put his lips on mine , he just stuck his tongue out and waggled it about . It was a sign that he was emotionally detached .

SuiteHarmony · 08/04/2017 00:44

I do remember getting a hickey on my upper lip when I was a teenager fro a boy with a snaggle tooth.

Iwasjustabouttosaythat · 08/04/2017 01:33

Once I was sharing a bottle of sparkling wine and pizza with a guy. He took a sip, went in for a kiss, and injected my mouth full of second-hand wine. I almost threw up. And he also put his whole mouth over my nose while "kissing". Then he said, "oops, I guess that was a bit weird". You think?? Needless to say, the relationship didn't last long. It should have stopped at the wine but I was too young/inexperienced to know better. He was older...

SuiteHarmony · 08/04/2017 01:36

Yup. I remember getting a mouthful of brandy with a spittle chaser. Waiter!! Napkins please!

User87564758797 · 08/04/2017 07:27

Ewww some of these are terrible! I had a bad one once - tongue like a washing machine on spin-cycle, bucket loads of saliva everywhere. My whole chin/cheeks area was wet with spit. Didn't stop me going back for more though

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