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STBXH has been dumped by the OW

70 replies

OhBlissOhJoy · 20/02/2017 22:05

They didn't even make it to 6 months.
The house has been sold but not yet completed, the decree nisi has been applied for - all this pain and disruption and they haven't even had the decency to last! At least be the love of each other's fucking lives if you're going to wreck my life!
It's hurt like hell that he's been off having the time of his life while I've been broken hearted but now he's the one suffering as he realises what a fuck up he has made of his life.

I guess karma does exist.

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SootSprite · 21/02/2017 09:02

Oh the poor thing....nah.....can't do it.....it's just really funny 😂😂

Enjoy it OP 🍷👍🏻

Underthemoonlight · 21/02/2017 09:05

This happened to my ex he got with ow and only lasted 5months before she went off with someone else. Got to love Karma.

puppysurprise · 21/02/2017 09:06

Serves him right. Glad you're laughing at him and not being a shoulder to cry on.

karmassidekick · 21/02/2017 10:00

On the one hand I really look forward to the day this happens to my ex (more likely he will cheat on her), on the other I think the real karma is living with an insecure cheating deluded bint in perpetual misery.
At least whilst they stay together he can't hurt anyone else and she's had more than fair warning what a shit he is.
Hey ho one day we won't give a shit.

xStefx · 21/02/2017 10:07

High 5 to Karma :-)

EurusHolmesViolin · 21/02/2017 10:15

Snort.

CalmItKermitt · 21/02/2017 10:27

I don't even know you but I'm thrilled for you 😄😄😄

Graphista · 21/02/2017 11:28

Hahahahahahahaha

Karma's a 1st wife!

"Just be prepared for him expecting to cry on your shoulder, oh and cancel that silly divorce and house sale stuff while you're at it"

Yea, my ex found out a week after I kicked him out ow was pregnant (unplanned of course) LITERALLY cried when he came to get dd for contact that weekend

'it was only ever meant to be a bit of fun...sob...I don't want more kids...sob...she won't even consider an abortion...sob...'

They've now got 5 kids! Grin

SparklingRaspberry · 21/02/2017 15:05

Gotta love karma Grin

Enjoy it OP, and good luck concentrating on yourself.

Just be prepared for him to come back claiming how he still always loved you... he's sorry blah blah blah

BeMorePanda · 21/02/2017 16:10

such a happy thread. Grin

I'm glad you are in such a good place now OP, but yes beware the back sliming on his part in case he tries it on - all part of the Script after all.

What a dork he is Grin

Thenew72 · 21/02/2017 16:14

Be prepared for lots more of him making a fool of himself once he dusts himself down, realises you aren't having him back and finds the world of online dating where there will be plenty of fools ready to give him a go!

OhBlissOhJoy · 21/02/2017 16:28

I very much doubt he will be back with his tail between his legs, I think more likely is that he'll be OLD to try and find a new supply of attention. Those poor women don't know what's about to hit them. Neither do his FB friends Grin

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TheSnorkMaidenReturns · 21/02/2017 16:35

@OhBlissOhJoy "I wouldn't serve her a pint in a pub."

Don't worry, none of the rest of us would either, and we'd accidentally drop the hot soup in STBXH's lap.

EightiethElement · 21/02/2017 16:45

I took that to mean she looked so young.

Some men really do take their worth from pulling a much younger woman. Ridiculous. Because the "girls'' that go for that are insecure with low self esteem, so for all the things to be validated by.

SundaysFundays · 21/02/2017 16:46

The sun truly is shining today. SmileGrin

ohfourfoxache · 21/02/2017 19:23

Oh Graphista that's beautiful Grin

LemonSqueezy0 · 21/02/2017 21:05

Oh I do so hope he had to tell you! GrinYou sound like you're in a good place, so this is just the cherry on top! This is down to his poor life choices, so no, you don't have to feel guilty about getting some pleasure from this karma Smile

OhBlissOhJoy · 21/02/2017 22:37

No he hasn't told me himself Lemon, I heard it on the grapevine so to speak. He wouldn't have had the guts to because he knew I would have laughed in his face.

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Graphista · 21/02/2017 22:40

"Oh Graphista that's beautiful"

I thought so Grin

He's also tried to slime back in with me, including the week after they got engaged.

lizzyj4 · 21/02/2017 22:56

This thread is fab - cheered up my night no end ... chortle Grin

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