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So MrGotAway has been back in touch.

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catinbooots · 22/12/2016 16:53

It's been ten years. He is a proper player. I am in the middle of a horrendous divorce.

Please just tell me NO NO NO NO NO

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MotherTeresasCat · 29/12/2016 22:21

Well that's decided then. A funny coloured penis is not what one wishes to find under the mistletoe Grin

HandyWoman · 29/12/2016 22:24

Funny coloued penis, funny coloured penis, funny coloured penis, funny coloured penis

Flanter - fine

RL meet? Nah. Toy with him a bit. But drop him like a hot potater roundabout March 21st

SomeonesRealName · 29/12/2016 22:40

No!! You can give yourself a really good self esteem boost by dropping this guy.

catinbooots · 30/12/2016 02:40

Always round the shit talkers eh Hec?

Surprised I haven't seen you more often ;)

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HeartsTrumpDiamonds · 30/12/2016 02:51

Wow hi everyone, real stroll down memory lane this thread

Cat. Ignore and block.

But if you must, text something like "well play your cards right darling and maybe I'll agree to see you for a coffee. March has a nice ring to it"

Agree with Hec that if you manage your expectations well and are in the right state of mind this could actually be your ego boost. Take control. Take the power.

catinbooots · 30/12/2016 03:27

Hi Hearts 👋🏻

Hec - it was skinny AND puce

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catinbooots · 30/12/2016 11:20

OH COME ON

THE WHOLE OF MUMSNET???

Not one single poster to help me dissect, analyse and pick over every single text? Speculate? Nitpick? Split hairs?

I should have probably posted in AIBU

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