So MrGotAway has been back in touch.

[catinbooots]

It's been ten years. He is a proper player. I am in the middle of a horrendous divorce.

Please just tell me NO NO NO NO NO

I'm quite disappointed nobody else has sung their advice...

NO NO - NO NO NO NO - NO NO NO NO - NO NO THERE'S NO LIIMIIIIITS

how bout that then Kit

I actually couldn't resist singing your advice out loud sometimes and I'm going to use it where appropriate for my late teen/ young adult DDs

Love it Jenny that is a PARTY TUNE. And music please do, mine are too young so somebody else needs to do it so I can live vicariously!

Well I think you should cook a nice meal and go to bed my dear.

Sorry for writing and then not returning..

fallen empire the plan is to not contact him but just re-read his message obsessively

username yes I have thought about him loads over the last decade

jess I'm not quite sure what you are on about

Fal a la la all
For some one else

Or

Oh little dick of mumsnet fame..
Leave Cat in boots alone
She is far to good for you
So you can shove your phone.....

Hahaha that's brilliant..love it..

Siiiiilent player, lyyyying fucker,
Leave poor cat, in boots alone
Ignored her for a decaade
You only a want quick shag

Cat in boots, run away
He's no good for yoouu
You're fragile and do not need this
You deserve to have peace

to the tune of silent night

LOLZ at the Christmas songs:

I started to think of one for myself (to the tune of jingle bells)

catinboots, catinboots, get a bloody grip,

Surely you must know by now that all he'll bring is jip

catinboots, catinboots, don't be such a fool,

When will you fi-nally see that he's a massive tool

Ran out of steam there. Was hoping to somehow use bellend and cock.

I have no willpower, and in your situation would probably obsess about the message until I got drunk and reply one night, then end up in over my head and with knickers round ankles

helpful

Ok I'm throwing myself back in here and I know you are all going to give me a well deserved bashing. Was going to name change to preserve my MN pride but couldn't be FUCKING arsed.

Yep I've engaged in text flanter for the last few days. Exchanged numbers. He is driving me mad to meet.

I can't meet him. Mid divorce. Living with parents. Too fat.

Obvs didn't tell him all this. Would be DEFFO up for meeting with him at Easter (it's a school hol thing re our work)
So want to drop him out for now but also keep him keen for next 3 months. How goes I about it?

Would love to just get constructive answers not judgements but expecting nothing but scorn.

Cor this reads right out the Just Seventeen problem page doesn't it?

If you cannot provide me with a beautifully constructed, witty, clever, sassy text - please move along

TUMBLEWEED

And sorry for the selfish shallow post in such a sea of sadness on this board

And yeah actually reading all that shite back. I do need an MN slap.

He's a massive cock
Wants you for his sock
Oh what fun to play this bellend [MN loading="lazy" class="inline-flex mumsnet-emoji" alt="Shock" src="https://www.mumsnet.com/build/assets/shock-7MJQdU1X.png">]

Careful, now.

Gibbs slap up side the head (insert you tube link).

Hi Hecate. Haven't seen you in an age. Ages actually now I think about it!

Nah I'm not being a grown up. I'm being a dick. And my DC have suffered enough.

And no I don't think I can shag him and drop him. Which would be ideal. I wish I could.

I'm already being sucked into the 'WHAT IF'S' and posting on MN about what to write in a text message.

Jeezus fuck.

It's a no go.

Block block block.

Fucks sake. Go onto OkCupid, find one of the many passive-aggressively hipster misogynists on there with virgin/whore issues, shag them and then come on here to have a dilemma about it
It'll distract you from this guy who you clearly shouldn't touch with a bargepole, while also being far more disposable.

my post was to the next bit of "jingle bells" (dashing through the snow etc) btw - but the thread had moved on, really

From what I remember he had a funny coloured penis anyway