AIBU to suggest that *AnyFucker* and *StillDrSethHazlittMD* get a room?

[ItShouldHaveBeenJess]

Because there's something going on there....

Also think Still should shorten his user-name. Tis too long....

I think it's very important to be juvenile sometimes. Silliness keeps you young at heart

Ooh!... first MN Wedding...

Can you imagine the AIBU from the hen night alone?

I also may be in the market for a hat

Absolutely not. You have made astonishingly rude and disparaging remarks about the lack of culture amongst 'my people' today (flounces off)

Who are your people, Jess?

Jess's folk are Cornish, my handsome

Oh yes, of course, Cornish people :)

Right then, AF is married so it's off. Seth is single - are you real MD Seth only I have this rash... ?

Anyway, do we have any lovely single women here? Or failing that, any single women? Do introduce yourselves! How low are your standards? That's a question for the ladies and Seth.

You toad, you and the rest of my family. And it's my 'andsome', actually (dizzy from flouncing)

We've had wedding plans go horribly wrong on the thread that no-one responds to, but we don't talk about that anymore. It's just that Better has been left with a blue bridesmaid's dress she is dying to wear. Perhaps this wedding will be that event.

Ah, so you are too young to remember White Lightning?

She's a lusty young wench!

I've put it in storage, toad.

Diet Sadly I am neither a doctor nor a Seth. But I am real.

I think Seth should watch 'Salad Fingers' later. When it's dark, and he's all alone, and slightly uncertain that he's locked the doors.

I did this last night. I want someone else to share my pain. Being single sucks, but 'Salad Fingers'.....brrrrr. Google it. Go on.

toad have you watched Salad Fingers yet?

Jess, that sounds like a date invitation to me. Apart from the "all alone" bit, which is easily rectified with your splendid company.

diet I wouldn't really say that Salad Fingers is date-night material. It terrified me, and not in a ''oooh, I'm so scared, I want to snuggle up to my DrSeth lovely boyfriend way', but in a 'I'd like to rock quietly in a corner till daybreak' way.

Maybe compromise and rock in a corner with Dr Seth then eh? ;)

Can I just say thank you? This thread has made me smile, and smiles gave been in short supply of late, as some who have seen me on other non-relationship threads may know

Cute! It's on. You totally need to swap numbers (or whatsapps or whatever folk get up to these days). Do it now, quick, while I can take some credit for whole romance.

Jess might like a personal thank you, Seth. < slightly creepy middle aged leer >

This thread has me and
But if there's a wedding I'll come. Any excuse to get pissed

Now, now, none of that. Let's not spoil beautiful friendships. Besides I'm both posh and rough as a bear's arse and she's Cornish.

fascinating

AF fan here, not in a weird way - mainly because anyone with a sweary MN name is good for me. Popcorn anyone?

Salad Fingers is so disturbing.

I will NEVER get that out of my mind.

Thanks a lot, Jess

I've put it in storage, toad.

I meant my promise before, Better.

If I have to divorce my DH in order to remarry him, so you can wear that dress I will!!!!!!