AIBU to suggest that *AnyFucker* and *StillDrSethHazlittMD* get a room?

[ItShouldHaveBeenJess]

Because there's something going on there....

Also think Still should shorten his user-name. Tis too long....

This is not an easy decision.

On the one hand, Glitter who enjoys playing Trivial Pursuits and listening to The Archers as foreplay and wants to buy me a load of gerbils. Jess who doesn't want any games or Radio 4, just lots of sex, but expects me to potentially snuggle a new pet rat.

Morning all, I see the indecision continues.....

Can you blame me, Gow?

I gave up listening to the Archers because of the preposterous storylines

Seth seems a little baffled

Lots of sex is on offer here too but I was using euphemisms

Maybe you should consider a commune

Had experience of barely any sex in a relationship too unfortunately, it affected my confidence badly and I was made to feel like a teenager for wanting sex. I was made to feel like something was wrong with me as a woman for desiring a lot of sex. Bad times ...

Glitter My original question concerned Sunday morning and you said Radio 4. As we'd have been shagging from 8pm Saturday night until about 5am, I would need a few hours rest to recover (I think that's reasonable), so I would expect to wake at around 10am, which would be Ambridge time.

To be fair, I stopped listening when Nigel fell off the roof. Murdering bastards BBC. It had gone downhill prior to that, but twas last straw. Although I do miss Lynda Snell.

Euphemisms? Aren't they like big tubas?

Gow Ah yes, the commune idea cropped up before, didn't it? But there was concern about genital airing.

As I don't want to get into the Harry Hill "There's only one way to find out.... FIGHT!" routine over Jess and Glitter, maybe the answer is to spend a weekend with each and assess their sexual prowess, flower arranging, wine selection and rodents before making a final decision?

Oh dear. While I am obviously going to win on the sexual side of things, I am definitely going to struggle with the others. Why do I have to 'arrange' the flowers?! I thought you were buying them for me!

Jess did you miss the bit where I said I think it's nice for men to get given flowers occasionally? Glitter didn't....

Very sure of yourself on the sex front, Jess. I am sure Glitter would probably say the same. I get the feeling you're more outspoken and she is more subtle. I may have to invoke scores for lingerie at this rate.

It's starting to sound quite exhausting.
Mr gow is back from the states tomorrow so will have to go buy flowers, wine actual dinner rather than ready meals today.
Thinking about the dr Seth interviews makes my day seem almost relaxing...

Just realised I've RTFT. Why?

Because it's the summer and we are bored crane

Crane. I apologise. I didn't start it.

At least we can be reasonable sure it won't be picked up by the fail

What's RTFT?! Am I in trouble? wouldn't be the first time

gow. Of course it will be picked up by the Fail! When DrSeth finally sees the light and chooses the lovely Jess, there will be a double page spread on the 'Mumsnet Marriage'.

(Perhaps I should have quickly name-changed for that last post - given an 'outsider's' perspective?

Read through the thread Jess!

Who said I want to get married?

gow. Aha! Well, I don't blame her for the

DrSeth. I did use parenthesis. Calm down. (quickly stuffs 'Brides' magazine down the back of the sofa)

A weekend of pouncing on Seth sounds pretty good to me

Goes to lingerie drawer.........

Jess It won't get picked up by the Fail but E L James may get an idea for a future pileofshite novel