AIBU to suggest that *AnyFucker* and *StillDrSethHazlittMD* get a room?

[ItShouldHaveBeenJess]

Because there's something going on there....

Also think Still should shorten his user-name. Tis too long....

Pouncing is always an option. In fact, I think it should be compulsory. Unless anyone weighs over maybe 16 stones.

I am about half that, is that ok Seth?

Perfectly acceptable!

mmmmmm are we exclusive then?

I am exclusively yours.

On Wednesdays.

Is that all I get?

Every Wednesday? Greedy fecker.

It's early days, Glitter. It would be a red flag to go into things too seriously right from the start. Over investment, and all that. Last thing we need is to both come back starting threads on here about the other one!

Obviously, if things go well, other days can be arranged.

Ooh, this is exciting, our very own love triangle! Seth I think you need to come up with 3 questions, blind date style, and then Glitter and Jess can answer those questions so we can decide who's most keen compatible.

Question number 1:
If I stayed over on a Saturday night and we were lazing in bed on the Sunday morning, what radio station would we be listening to and what newspaper would we read?

ooooh you are testing me

Radio 4 and the Observer

Did I get it right?

Question number 2:
If we were having a short break in the UK in a holiday cottage and it was pissing down with rain for a whole day, what game would you choose to occupy part of the time?

Radio? Newspapers? Oh feck. I'm off to YouTube to watch 'I Will Survive'/ 'You Oughta Know'. Again. Sorry, Upstairs Neighbour, I will be in a 'happy place' soon. And then you get to listen to Scooooooter!

Here are my answers.

Question 1: We'd be having sex.
Question 2:: We'd be having sex.

Question 3? ....

Oh Jess now you've ruined my fun. Damn you.

Haha, Jess has been watching actual blind date - all their answers were always very thinly veiled "I'll have sex with you".

seth if you think reading the Sunday papers is more enjoyable than other stuff, then we are clearly ill-suited.

Back to YouTube for 'Another One Bites The Dust'

Answer to question 2

We would play trivial pursuit

But this would just be a prelude to something else......

Much more subtle than Jess

glitter If there was a MN emoji with a snarly, bitey face, I would be doing it at you. Personally, I prefer Othello - lots of finger movement then. Which I like.

For the record, I'd like it noted I am not really a fucker in RL

Gosh, has it been this warm all day ?

I am having a post work beer on a sun lounger in the garden and it's bloody sweltering

I always thought you were a fucker but in a nice way AnyFucker

Bloody gorgeous today and now I am going to sweat as time to do my DVD workout

Wonder what question 3 is ................

Well for a while it looked like Jess was only interested in my body while Glitter only in my mind. But then a subtle move from Glitter suggests there's more to it. I need to think very carefully about the third question