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AIBU to suggest that *AnyFucker* and *StillDrSethHazlittMD* get a room?

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ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 16/08/2016 17:17

Because there's something going on there....

Also think Still should shorten his user-name. Tis too long....

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StillDrSethHazlittMD · 17/08/2016 10:56

I have to live up to this supposed reputation I've been given. I never like to disappoint women!

Glitterpegs · 17/08/2016 10:59

Why thank you Seth

Looks like it is just me and you here Wink

Gowgirl · 17/08/2016 11:08

I'm still here, on and off doing something with the home sweet hovel....

StillDrSethHazlittMD · 17/08/2016 11:09

Now, now, Jess, no need to flounce at Glitter like that

StillDrSethHazlittMD · 17/08/2016 11:10

Now, now, Jess, no need to flounce at Glitter like that!

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 17/08/2016 11:11

You're so annoyed with me, you had to say it twice? (resists flouncing)

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ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 17/08/2016 11:13

Gow looks like it's just me and you on here (ignores others)

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StillDrSethHazlittMD · 17/08/2016 11:16
Sad
Glitterpegs · 17/08/2016 11:25

Maybe me and Seth should get a room......

StillDrSethHazlittMD · 17/08/2016 11:26

AF seems to have disappeared

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 17/08/2016 11:28

Glitter. You're making it terribly difficult not to flounce right now...

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Gowgirl · 17/08/2016 11:33

Damn brb must clean bog!

AnyFucker · 17/08/2016 11:39

Some of us have to keep this country going !

StillDrSethHazlittMD · 17/08/2016 11:46

Gow when you've done that, can you clean this room for whoever I end up staying in it with? Ta muchly.

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 17/08/2016 11:51

gow. And make sure the curtains are clean. You know how I feel about crusty curtains...

seth. 'Whoever'? Entitled, much?

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StillDrSethHazlittMD · 17/08/2016 11:55

Well, originally you said it was to be me and AF. But AF is married. Glitter has made a suggestion, but you were a bit flirty last night yourself and as you've been so specific about the curtains, tends to suggest you might be using it yourself... Can't blame me for being confused.

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 17/08/2016 12:09

A bit flirty

toad will be proud.

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Gowgirl · 17/08/2016 12:23

Curtains are a twice a year job ceilings are too high to do them without hunting down the ladder, besides you can only see the nets from outside

Gowgirl · 17/08/2016 12:26

But you can clean your shag pad yourself SethGrin

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 17/08/2016 12:36

Gow. 'Shag pad'. And I thought he was naice.... Sad

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StackladysMorphicResonator · 17/08/2016 12:38

Ooh brodchengretchen you may be right about AF being Margaret Hodge.

AF, please answer the following:

  1. Do you have a Death Stare able to turn bowels to liquid at 30 paces?
  2. Is there a photo of you shaking hands with HM The Queen in your loo?
  3. Is your favourite biscuit a custard cream?
Gowgirl · 17/08/2016 12:47

That's what we called I when I was youngerjess! But I'm pretty uncoath at times Grin

AnyFucker · 17/08/2016 12:53
  1. nope

  2. nope

  3. nope

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 17/08/2016 12:56

AF. Then you are not my boss after all (disappointed and in desperate need for a new term for 'flouncing'. Answers on a postcard....)

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AndTheBandPlayedOn · 17/08/2016 13:09

shaking hands with HM The Queen in your loo
Does the Queen really go to people's loos to shake hands?
(I'm a yank, just curious-so you don't really need to answer if it is a state secret or sumthin)