I've met someone and I don't know how to finish this title.

[ProfessorPickles]

I apologise for the terrible thread title, but I didn't have a clue what to go with and could no longer ask your advice
I still like train edition but didn't want to use it incase it's terrible, which it probably is.

So here we are, part three of the 'I've met someone' saga.
The first thread was very positive and exciting, the second was mostly negative for all of us and here we are starting the third!

Let's make it a good one!

Prosecco duchess...what kind of plastic bag have you got wrapped round it...is it an asda one

Co op.....

Co-op...you must have money...

No not money.... lazy!

Sorry, I'm busy multitasking but that won't stop me from posting here! I've just sent my male friend, let's call him J, your name and phone number Crazy! He's bringing a bottle of prosecco over on the night ferry from Caen.

I wouldn't say the co.op is cheap duchess..I had you down as a waitrose gal coming from what I thought was down south...now I know u just like us..aldi thru and thru lol

Incidentally if things go completely pear shaped with B I'll cross my fingers I meet a good looking gendarme at the Gare du Nord on Tuesday.

Last year I got through the whole security, passport control with my three kids only to discover that I'd lost a bag. I've never done that before but we were travelling the day before my husband was moving out permanently so my head was a little elsewhere! Anyway, this adorable gendarme escorted me through all the security checks in reverse order, all the way to the Italian restaurant I'd had lunch in with the kids and all the way back. He was truly kind and thoughtful with me. Only once I'd found the children in the waiting room did my eldest daughter say to me 'mum, he was really good looking'. I hadn't even noticed.

I never did find my bag btw.

This, did you see Thissnow's post on last page? people are losing patience big time!

Abso-fucking-lutely

This - please tell your friend I am not fussy! I will drink almost anything

He's a good looking, is J, Crazy if you're into dark and sultry. And he's bright too. Just a bit overly sexed.

The ferry usually arrives around 6am at Portsmouth. You've got enough time to shave your legs and all that.

Whoops, the red wine's getting in the way of clarity. I'm fucked guys. With or without alcohol I'm doomed to eternal obscurity in communication.

And I'm a blooming writer!

This....I feel he won't be your friend for much longer lol

I bet you do duchess...including meths???

No this you are not doomed I tell you! You just need to be clear and concise!! And give him your bloody number

Sadly... married man doesn't quite do it for me :) and in my 32.5 years I have never shaved my legs.... I am blessed!

Lol no Sweeney... not Meths

You are 32.5 years old? Lucky you Crazy!!!!!!

You won't be single for long.

Bloody hell duchess..your legs must be hairier than mine and that's saying something...at least mine have been shaved once lol

Married man or married men Crazy?

Aren't we all glad that Sweeney's back? He's adding his own touch of .... fill in the blank.

Once you've shaved them once Sweeney, you're doomed.

Hahaha

Adding a touch of nonsense to the thread!!

If we are going to be technical I am 389 months old

Man - men one and the same

Noooo...this believe me it itches,like mad...I had a half back half front done a couple of years ago ((medical) and by God did that itch...still can't understand why they did only half lol and when the dressings come off...bloody hell...

Oh...and that wasn't my legs l ol

Lol! Poor Sweeney!

Can I point out I am not hairy! I just have no hair on my legs!

Oh...and this...France are winning 2 0

I'm pretty sure Sweeney knows you're not hairy Crazy!