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OLD I've seen it all now!

56 replies

blushingbelinda · 03/11/2015 17:23

Surfing the profiles I've found two tonight that really push the boat out. The first was a late 40s something Mr Bean type, half bald, wearing his Addidas trackies in various sex-kitten poses over his settee & bed!! The other beauty was a chap who told it like it is & said in his blurb that he's a mans man & likes to moan & fart!!! I mean wtaf? Yeah, that really does it for me. Vom. You seen any howlers?

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sheisme · 07/11/2015 11:03

Oh my! It's actually scary what sort of men are out there on these sites! :/

roverman75 · 07/11/2015 11:08

It's kind of depressing and funny reading this thread . Makes dating a lot harder for guys (like me) who are genuinely looking to meet someone . Some of us aren't weirdos or perverts . Maybe that's why us genuine guys struggle as some of those stories make us all look bad.

ReadFox · 07/11/2015 11:43

No, you won't struggle! I've met normal guys. The problem is, they know that they're normal and that that gives them a 'currency', they won't settle for the first woman they're attracted to who theyy click with. They'll want to interview another couple of hundred.

Verypissedoffwife · 07/11/2015 11:47

My friend sent me a photo of a guy that had approached her through online dating. I know it was mean of us buy oh my words, he was grim. Really scruffy, dirty and smoking a fag sat on the dirtiest sofa with an overflowing ashtray perched on the arm. Ripped nicotine stained wallpaper in the background.

roverman75 · 07/11/2015 11:51

Readfox. That might be true for some .that's not me . The problem with OLD is getting that across in a short profile ,guess that's why I've had little success .

Sazzle41 · 07/11/2015 12:11

For balance, I have been told by men i have met that its nice to meet a normal attractive woman who hasnt put a 10yr old pic up of when she was 3stone thinner!! So i guess men have horror stories too.

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