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Sex - absolutely mortified!

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Ohmygodwhathappened · 11/10/2015 17:06

I am dying of shame. This is now the 2nd time this has happened to me. We were dtd, with enthusiasm & I got REALLY wet. A LOT. I mean bucket loads. I stopped midway to get a paper towel to mop up & noticed a tinge of colour - yellow ShockBlushHmmConfused I put it to the back of my mind & carried on but there was more! I'm absolutely dying, it was running out of me, despite my best efforts. He couldn't help but notice & asked me if I peed myself!!! Omg the shame. I didn't feel like I was peeing. I have a reasonably good pelvic floor. I can keep Ben Wa balls in all day without effort. What am I going to do? This can never happen again. We've been together for 6 months & I don't understand why this has started happening? I am mortified.

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spanisharmada · 11/10/2015 21:58

Doesn't sound like my experience of FE either, I think seeing the GP if you're concerned would be perfectly reasonable OP.

BearFoxBear · 11/10/2015 22:07

And yet it does sound like my experience. Doesn't happen when I orgasm, but when dh hits my g spot.

ChilliAndMint · 11/10/2015 22:13
ChilliAndMint · 11/10/2015 22:14

OMG, what a monumental link fail...

ChilliAndMint · 11/10/2015 22:15

Punani and cheese anyone?

BearFoxBear · 11/10/2015 22:18

Ha ha I hope that I didn't inspire that :)

BastardGoDarkly · 11/10/2015 22:21

Drink it Herriden ?

Sex - absolutely mortified!
OwlFeathersFluff · 11/10/2015 22:33

Woa, you stopped just before the point of orgasm to do some light cleaning? I'm with chilli.

OwlFeathersFluff · 11/10/2015 22:36

Does it foam and bubble OP? Have you tried adding flour? Grin

StarkyTheDirewolf · 11/10/2015 22:50

The first time I squirted it shot about 4 door in the air and hit my DP at the time square in the face, I was mortified! The entire bed was SOAKING! It looked like half a bucket full! If it makes you feel better by going to the GPs and it will settle your mind and rule put any issues then that's a good thing. But it does like like a squirt, fwiw, I wasn't "coming really hard" as it were when I squirted. Get a waterproof undersheet, put a towel down and go forth and bone like a champ!

AnyFucker · 11/10/2015 23:15

OP, why have you changed the spelling of your name partway through your thread ?

TheSwallowingHandmaiden · 11/10/2015 23:19

I'm sorry to report you have peed yourself.

ScarletRuby · 11/10/2015 23:45

What is it about sex threads that turn people into judgemental, bitchy teen-age girls?

ForChina · 12/10/2015 00:30

Sounds like wee to me.

ThatsDissapointing · 12/10/2015 01:05

I don't understand how you couldn't recognise if it was pee or not. Confused. Pee smells of pee doesn't it.

Ihaventgotastitchtowear · 12/10/2015 01:34

I can come like this with my most recent partner. It was a total surprise to me to be honest... never happened before now and I'm 48 :$
it is different to a clitoral or vaginal orgasm, its a gspot orgasm and it happens with me because of a particular thing he does with his hand... it is a gush rather than a 'squirt' , i was anxious it was bladder incontinence once, but it generally doesn't smell at all or look like pee. IT can soak the sheets rather though. Ive been known to get a towel ready under me Blush
Once I realised what was happening I could enjoy it and fortunately I was with a man who was turned on and a bit proud of the response he could get out of me Blush

ThePonyFormerlyKnownAsTony · 12/10/2015 09:11

These threads dont usually get 'personal experience' replies.
I'm almost impressed...

Best of luck with your issues seriously, all of them OP.

Joysmum · 12/10/2015 09:25

I don't understand how you couldn't recognise if it was pee or not. confused. Pee smells of pee doesn't it

If you drink enough your pee doesn't smell of pee because it's dilute.

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