Oh dear god, DH has just given me...[underwear]

[SilentlySpeechless]

this. and he bought size L . I've never taken L in anything. And I just looked up the price We're supposed to be saving money.

scatterthenuns- Why? Why? Just why would you?

I like them!

It just sounds painful to have a cluster of pearls in your fanjo as well as fingers/penis"!

LuluJakey1

Because I like beads in my fanny. Feels good.

Me too. I've been looking at buying some.

It's not the beads in the fanny bit that puts me off, it's the beads up the crack of your arse and then up your fanny. It must be really unhygenic and how on earth do you wash them??? They can't be comfortable to wear either, although I don't suppose they are on long.

I am not built for them even if I had the inclination. DH has bought me lacy shorts and matching nice bras but prefers me in nothing but my skin. (He is in need of new glasses)

Meh, anal play doesn't fuss me. I lick DH's bum. If you're newly washed, I can't imagine the hygiene issue is that big.

Ooh I was laughing and laughing until the last post. Too much information scatter I was about to have a snack!

ROAR at 'I lick Dh's bum'

are you short on andrex?

Mary!

God how dirty are people's backsides?

Are you all bunged up?

Well, I laughed for the first time in days at a pp saying it gives new meaning for a mn clutching their pearls:) and the the risk assement for what if they break. So thanks:)

Clearly they aren't for everyday wear:) or for outdoor use:) but they look quite fun with some killer heels, and I expect they wouldn't be on for long. It's not as though you'd walking about it them at the shops or doing the hoovering is it?

Something for the boys

www.bracli.us/Perlseo_Pearl_Thong_For_Men_p/perlseo.htm

"Yep, they'll look much better bordering a cross stitched Home Sweet Home fabric picture."
Totally agree. Should I wash them first?

"Something for the boys"
No no no no no no! Arrrrrrgh, someone get me the eye bleach!

"Should I wash them first?"

Yeah probably best; a drop of Fairy Liquid should bring out the sparkle in your pearls.

"Something for the boys"

Lace and pearls on a man's undies? Surely it should be dark denim and a row of snooker balls?

Or barbed wire on a fertiliser bag with a pot of Swarfega lube?

I'm so sorry OP. My DH is on his way back from a football game with DDs.
I made a lovely tapas meal, have had some wine and this thread is cracking me up.

I wouldn't fancy the washing up.

OOoMatron- Have just clicked on that link to the pearl, lacey thong for men and read 'It can be worn anytime, anywhere and is thought to promote greater well- being'
WTF! What idiots are taken in by that crap? And who on earth would want to wear that????

Showed it to DH who looked horrified and said 'Please tell me you are not considering getting me one'.
But, he could wear it to football, work, when he takes DS swimming, to his cyclng club. Infact it is £84 well-spent really. as long as I never have to see him in it

I don't think I have seen anything that is more of a turn-off.

Am definitely with the "wtf" contingent on this one. What on earth are some people's bits made of - rubber? After 56 years, 24 of them sexually active, and 4 children I am still irritated by a stray bit of toilet paper fluff. Beads? LOTS of beads?! It doesn't bear thinking about.

ouryve - why? Tapas isn't hard to wash up after!

Are all your arses so dirty that you have to worry about cross contamination? I don't know about you all, but if I had those & were going to be using them, my arse crack would be scrupulously clean.

They wouldn't be going up my bum, so no bum germs up my vagina...

In the words of Caitlin Moran; "That’s basically a bacterial superhighway”

A row of snooker balls

That'll never survive a 90 degree wash. :(