I want to go to a "blowing the flute" masterclass at a swanky Covent garden salon

[sPJPPp]

But I'm a bit too embarased, but don't think I should be as no harm in improving any skill really. Has anyone been to one? Was it cringefest or a bit of a laugh and informative? I'm assuming it won't be sleezy as in a posh place and not cheap.

I just spat my tea everywhere. Laughing so hard, guilianna.

Why don't you just ask him what he likes.
Chances are it will be something different than what they say anyway.
There isn't a wrong or right just what a particular person is into.
Save your money.

Isn't Coco de Mer Sam Roddick's sex shop? "Bespoke Furtlery for Gentlefolk Since Quite Recently".

Has he a brother in Hull? And is there a practical?

Right so all of you saying its a waste of money and easy to do, would you ask your dp or dh if it is indeed perfection with no room for improvement?

Anyway you can play it from the side, like a harmonica.

"Is it like blowing on a jug "

Er, really op?

You don't think when you start doing it with someone you don't get feedback on what they like or want? You think I really need a discussion group to work out whether I want to spit or swallow?

Oh and Is your dp racing to get lessons too then?

I'd be tempted

New tricks to spice things up.

Well, that's me learning something new today. Not about BJs, I already knew how to do that, but that one could take a class. (Ponders erasing my recent browsing history...no, dare dh to ask. )

My friend went, it's no biggie.

How very disappointing.

Didn't expatinscotland do a tutorial on here a while ago?

She'll be gutted she didn't charge.

Skills can't be bought, honey

I've never had any complaints and can think of better ways of spending £95

What was the tutorial? On here?

Op, you can pm her

Op, do you really not want to just talk to your partner about it?

Master Dominic for a webchat!

Well this thread isn't going to make it on to the Mumsnet Facebook page is it.....

£95

I like the OP's suggestion that because it's pricey and takes place in Covent Garden (rather than for free at a Harvester car park) there's nothing dodgy about it.

"Master Dominic covers everything from how to incorporate hands, eye contact, lubrication and the age-old question "spit or swallow?"

Frankly, all of this was very much covered in 'grumbleina's drunken student youth' and the litres of Malibu that facilitated it were a way better use of £95.

Ooh ooh placemark!!!!

I'm curious as to a tutorial! (I lost the one about the quilt the other day....)

I remember once watching a link someone posted on here to a tutorial that included the use of a grapefruit.

Typing 'grapefruit' into youtube should find you the tutorial that you seek, colley. It's a variation on the old 'rolled-up-newspaper-with-a-wet-end' trick, although you probably can't make marmalade from a red top tabloid.