I want to go to a "blowing the flute" masterclass at a swanky Covent garden salon

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But I'm a bit too embarased, but don't think I should be as no harm in improving any skill really. Has anyone been to one? Was it cringefest or a bit of a laugh and informative? I'm assuming it won't be sleezy as in a posh place and not cheap.

Does anyone else remember those awful programs on a few years ago with Tracy Cox or someone? There was always a masterclass for oral. The women got bananas and the men had to lick out a petis filous yoghurt. Which I'm sure was great for the person on the receiving end

Aye.

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"It'll not be particularly enjoyable if you play it like a flute." Whimpering with laughter. posts absolutely filthy suggestion involving a french horn and thinks better of it

Oh my word..i reckon I could get paid 95.00 for OFFERING a flute blow.. still where there's cock there's brass...

Is the target market those who think penis shaped deeleyboppers are brilliantly witty?

Or are we talking burlesque and pulled pork sliders types? (no sniggering at pulled pork you filthy bunch)

Also:

www.telegraph.co.uk/women/sex/10134778/Why-are-women-going-to-oral-sex-lessons.html

"Coco de Mer" sounds like it's a French phrase for manky cock.

This'll be on Groupon next week.

Whattodo

I love you for that comment.

I dunno why, the whole thing just makes me feel inexplicably ...sad.

The man's a genius. He's discovered how to get a whole bunch of women to suck him off and get them to pay for the privilege! That way round he won't even be done for soliciting.

Is perfect your 'lingus' going to be a sell out next door??

Bloody hope so

I play my flute sideways

Thank you so much, going to be a long day at work today, and you have given me a good laugh to send me on my way.

Ha! I'm half considering a rope-workshop with my partner... so I'm not adverse to this kind of thing, but I SO clicked on this thread innocently. IT's made me giggle so much this morning :)

This is how you play the flute. It's not... you don't... Oboe. You mean oboe. Hopefully. Or if not, then you do definitely need a class.

I can't believe you would happily pay £95 to learn how to give head.
- that's pretty much all you have to do keep your teeth out of it and pretend his cock is a really yummy lollipop and you are good to go - thats £95 please op.

I think he's gay, Annie - I don't think there's any "live practice" at these sessions.

So, on playing a flute you blow across the opening.
Has anyone actually tried this technique on their partner? Does it sound like blowing into a jug?

"Does it sound like blowing into a jug?"

Presumably if this is so, then you could line up a bunch of men with varying states of erection for the octave notes and play a rendition of Greensleeves.

Blowing across the end sideways Doesn't sound particularly pleasurable for either party.

Not sure I'd trust someone who doesn't know their woodwind instruments euphamisms with a class of that nature.

I have enough experience of the opposite sex to confidently state that it is men that need lessons in the art of oral. Most men are just happy with any attempt at a blow job, and if the woman is an "expert" it's a bonus.

at that price I'd expect to be able to give an expert rendition of Greensleeves