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I want to go to a "blowing the flute" masterclass at a swanky Covent garden salon

77 replies

sPJPPp · 23/03/2015 21:14

But I'm a bit too embarased, but don't think I should be as no harm in improving any skill really. Has anyone been to one? Was it cringefest or a bit of a laugh and informative? I'm assuming it won't be sleezy as in a posh place and not cheap.

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cleanmyhouse · 23/03/2015 21:15

what?

WildBillfemale · 23/03/2015 21:17

As in the pink oboe?

pocketsaviour · 23/03/2015 21:19

I think we need to see the advertisement for this class. For, ahem, research purposes.

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Penquin · 23/03/2015 21:21

Blatant place mark

ScrambledEggAndToast · 23/03/2015 21:21

Am I missing something??!!

CastielsClevererBetterSister · 23/03/2015 21:21

Is this a 'thing'?! Well I'll go to the foot of our stairs!

pocketsaviour · 23/03/2015 21:22

Hmm. Not sure how you've managed to redirect that with an affiliate link, but full marks for effort.

Fontella · 23/03/2015 21:23

As in the pink oboe?

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uglyswan · 23/03/2015 21:23

Erm, can you, ah, bring your own flute?

Deckthehallswithdesperation · 23/03/2015 21:24

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yesyestisme · 23/03/2015 21:26

£95?! Shock Fucking hell! Just practice on a banana

AlpacaMyBags · 23/03/2015 21:28

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CunningCat · 23/03/2015 21:29

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JohnFarleysRuskin · 23/03/2015 21:31

How bizarre. Are you the same poster who thought the tiny penis party would be a good laugh?

lunalelle · 23/03/2015 21:31

I'm sure it would be fun - no, they aren't usually sleazy at all.

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Mintyy · 23/03/2015 21:38

A fool and his money are soon parted.

ouryve · 23/03/2015 21:40

It'll not be particularly enjoyable if you play it like a flute.

SylvaniansAtEase · 23/03/2015 21:40

Next week: quadratic equations.