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Kissing bearded men

85 replies

WhyYouGottaBeSoRude · 19/12/2014 19:59

What's that like?

It's on the horizon for me and the beard is putting me off. But i really want to get past it. Ive never kissed a man with a beard. I am expecting it to be unpleasant and play havoc with my skin.

Please tell me i'm wrong.

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WhyYouGottaBeSoRude · 20/12/2014 13:13

Grin felicity. I'm the one stalling as we need to have a wee chat first. He is very keen but i am not interested in a fling or one night stand so need to find out what his intentions are as dont want to lead him on if it isnt going anywhere.

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AnyFuckerForAMincePie · 20/12/2014 13:37

Another beard lover here

DH has a thick luxurious one he grows for me as a special treat Wink

FelicityGubbins · 20/12/2014 14:00

My DH shaved his off Sad and doesn't want to grow it back.

JamaicanMeEatMincePies · 20/12/2014 14:16

My dh is a beardy, Viking pleated, 6'3 bear of a man, I love it. He uses macadamia oil from home bargains, in the hair section 99p and just as good as any beard oil you get. His beard is lustrous and smells fantasticWink

Beardy kisses are awesome!

LongDistanceLove · 20/12/2014 14:19

I will join in on the beard love :)

Dfiance has a full luxurious beard, shame its 4000 miles away haha.

AnyFuckerForAMincePie · 20/12/2014 14:25

I love the way he dries it with hairdryer Grin

Penguinsaresmall · 20/12/2014 14:27

Am I the only one with a beardless man now wanting to have a beardy snog? Grin

How long do they take to grow? I want a beardy man for Christmas...

DH is quite hairy but has never had a beard.

WhyYouGottaBeSoRude · 20/12/2014 14:28

A hairdryer! Grin makes sense really doesnt it. And a nice warm chin too Grin

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WhyYouGottaBeSoRude · 20/12/2014 14:29

This beard took 10 weeks apparently.

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PigletInABlanketJohn · 20/12/2014 14:32

?pleated?

WhyYouGottaBeSoRude · 20/12/2014 14:53

I think its supposed to be plaited Grin

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Clarabumps · 20/12/2014 15:08

DP has A beard and I love it. It's so soft and blonde. He looks like a Swedish fisherman. Not the usual ginger tone that Scottish men seem to get.

AnyFuckerForAMincePie · 20/12/2014 15:10

My Dhs takes 2 Weeks to get past the prickly stage.

ElviraCondomine · 20/12/2014 15:16

Beard oil is the answer. The current one in this house is really nice and I have been known to wear a couple of drops as a very woodsy perfume.

I just wish DH would grow his hair to match the length of his beard, and go properly Viking. Instead he's in a weird place with short hair and full beard (more geography teacher than hipster.)

JamaicanMeEatMincePies · 20/12/2014 18:41

Ha! Yes plaited Grin

In Scotland it's pronounced like pleated, I just assumed it was the same word Blush

SoleSource · 20/12/2014 18:47

No men beards for me. Couldn't ever. No.

AuntieStella · 20/12/2014 19:01

This thread has brought back memories of an old boyfriend. Bearded and absolutely gorgeous. Sigh.

You really won't notice anything if he's a good kisser. But if you do, it's furry intimacy.

WhyYouGottaBeSoRude · 21/12/2014 01:37

Conversation has been had. Beardy kissing looking a lot more likely Grin

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NerdyBird · 21/12/2014 06:27

DP has recently grown a tache and beard. It's ok, but I prefer him without. The tache is a bit tickly when we kiss but the beard isn't. I do sometimes wonder about bits of food and stuff, and I can tell if he's had a sneaky cigarette because the smoke clings. He's grown his hair long too and because he's gingery looks a bit like a lion. Our baby quite likes to grab the beard. I'm hoping he'll at least trim it soon, it's getting a bit unkempt.

AnyFuckerForAMincePie · 21/12/2014 14:37

Why, good times ahead for you Grin

Pussycat02 · 21/12/2014 14:40

Never mind kissing on lips might irritate u on other parts if u get my drift

WhyYouGottaBeSoRude · 21/12/2014 14:52

Lets hope so AF! Grin

I'm hoping to be in a position to let you know either way pussycat Wink

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OneDayWhenIGrowUp · 21/12/2014 18:22

Ooh exciting. Keep us updated!

My new bearded person is coming over to mine tonight. Looking forward to investigating further what else is fun with a beard Wink

WhyYouGottaBeSoRude · 21/12/2014 18:28

Grin ooh let me know when you find out!

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blueshoes · 21/12/2014 20:45

What about those designer beards. They look scratchy to me.