Advice from the ladies!!!

[MindOfAMan]

My DW always, always, always deletes the history on the tab. Sometimes I see her quickly closing screens when I enter room. If it was a DW asking about DH the reply would probably be ‘he’s looking at porn’. But what about the other way around? I come from an all male family (no sisters, mother died young) so am at a loss to how you ladies think. What’s the deal here?

enormouse

Kinda like your nickname

Had to delurk to post this:

shopping. she's shopping

So like, are we talking all bits hanging loose Hugh jackman? Or tighty whitey covered Hugh jackman?

yarp like yours too. Is it anything to do with hot fuzz?

Also, I regularly delete my browser history. Especially after googling things I read about on mn. dragon butter

pretty he's in wet trunks, if I'm googling correctly.

bobby

Thankyou!

Yarp!

Google Hugh Jackman and beach you say? Do I need to send the kids out of the room first?

So can some of you find me the episode of deadly 60 where steve loses his trunks??

Hi well I tend to delete history mainly when Ive been researching things medical conditions etc im always googling things and I know my husband gets really frustrated with my symptom spotting. Also if been discussing our marriage on sites such as this. The present thing would also be a good reason to or if ive been online shopping because hes out all day hes totally oblivious to any parcels I get and unless something big he never notices

Im not quite sure why some of you feel patronised im a female (deffinately no lady) to me its just a question some men speak like that and has he said hes not been around many ladies closely.

Hugh jackman nude beach.

Not for those of a sensitive disposition

Frau

I find Steven too muscly.

Vodka - I do the same but get my parcels delivered to work!

I also don't see why people are feeling patronised. For a guy who admits he's not around women a lot ladies is a fine word... my lord... some of my OH's friends use the word "bird" seriously... who says bird! If they say it in front of me, "how's you and the bird" I tell them I presume he's bought a friggin budgie... haha.

If I were you, OP, I'd be suspicious. It's impossible for us to know whether she's messaging the OM (other man), complaining about you on Mumsnet, or online shopping for your Christmas present. So I'd ask "What are you looking at?" and take it from there. Talk to her!

Yes, ask her, because if my DH asked I would definitely tell him.

Porn. I'm going with porn. Or youtube clips of kittens. No, porn. I reckon. No, wait, kittens. No, oh just ask her OP.

And don't forget to let us know!

Doh!

Mumsnet. Of course, she's mning. Is she one of us OP?

Who knows.

Thank goodness you asked "the ladies" because we're all exactly the same and therefore will know exactly what she's doing.

Also: Alright, calm down Female of the species, he's only asking

What a fucking irritating, patronising comment.

Walter

So to sum up it could be any one of the following:
Porn
Trashy news/celebrity gossip
Star wars fanfiction
Looking at gift ideas
Kittens
mumsnet
gambling
selling weapons, drugs or people
Swagger inn
BCAS
WebMd
Looking up nudey pics of Hugh Jackman
Shoppping

That's quite a range of very diverse activities. I'd just ask her.

OP,
You obviously have some niggling doubt. Can you ask her?

What about her phone...is that stuck like glue to her side? Don't want to be a doubting Thomas but seriously... Kittens??????

Thanks to those who offered well intentioned and good humoured advice.
ALso, I wasn't aware the term 'ladies' could be construed as anything but polite...

It's not just the term "ladies" that's patronizing, it was the whole "how you ladies think" package.

Patronizing, really. Can you not see that?