Here are mine.. lovely boyfriend. Really lovely. Relationship was going swimmingly or so I thought. . He lost his job so I lent him some money on the proviso that he paid me back when his dole (as it was commonly known then) came through.
He was very honorable about this and met me on 'giro' day. As I could see his was struggling I said 'look if this is difficult then why not give me half now and half in two weeks'. To which he replied. ' Ahh the thing is frog I wont actually be here in 2 weeks I am moving to gran canaria' and he did. Poof! Gone!
The other that sticks in my mind is a boyfriend of six months. .again in my mind going well.. turned up on my doorstep for a date. . With all my possessions in a little bag. No pre emptive 'we need to talk' just a 'hi frog this isn't working out for me'
Possessions btw were just shower gel n shit. Like on SATC . I didn't scarily try and move in by stealth.
Strangely ... or not. . These were lovely clean break ups even though my heart broke at the time.
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what is your most WTAF break up?
Frogisatwat · 27/08/2014 21:01
Zebra 
that's terrible! I think I would have left the pair of them with the tent to live in...
Zebra wow. That's so awful. I feel daft posting mine... poor you!
My ones a bit stupid really but it might make you laugh. I was about 15 so was he. He was my first boyfriend. We had been on a few "dates" (usually other people's house hang outs) and he rang me last night and agreed to come round to mine the following day. I had a long chat with him on the phone and the next day I got all dressed up, my mum knew he was coming etc big deal.
Anyway time came and went. And nothing. Not a phone call either. He clearly wasn't coming.
I rang his house. His brother answered (much older than we were) and said he was sorry but so and so didn't want to see me anymore and had got his best friend to ring! - who sounded the same on the phone.
I felt like an absolute fool. Especially as we all knew each other and hung out together.
Oh well.
I've also been divorced twice but they were sad and boring and miserable in comparison 
Zebra ! I'm so sorry that happened to you. What a pair of heartless articles.
Not mine, but my Dsis. She was dumped by someone she had been seeing for a few months with the amazingly narcissistic line: 'I have tried. Really I have. But I just can't bring myself to be interested in you. You may have noticed that I never ask you much about yourself. It's because I don't really care. I am not really interested in anyone apart from myself'
Then when she asked why he had bothered going out with her for months with this knowledge he said 'I like your face and your body'
She was categorically not upset about this. He did her a favour!
latest bloke just disappeared into thin air! All fine last time I saw him, then he just never rang or turned up again, after six months of seeing each other. hurtful.
still not on the scale of XH announcing out of the blue that he no longer loved me and walking out.
when I was 16 my bf dumped me and then turned to my mate who was sat beside me and asked her out and she said yes! .
Was seeing a boy, I think we were both around 17/18. All was going great for about 2 weeks. One night we went out to the local night club and he just right there and then stopped talking to me. I, like a fool, tried to jolly him into talking to me, what had I done etc etc. But that was it we never spoke again.
I saw him about 15 years later at a weight watchers meeting, a man spoke up asking about what digestives could he eat on the diet. I thought he sounded familiar and sure enough it was him. I got my chance this time round to raise my head and walk on by saying nothing I do like a good grudge!
Someone I used to know told me that when she split up with her then H he took a chain saw to the household furniture, cutting everything in half. It made one of the red top newspapers. Back in the 80s' I think it was.
I've split up with someone because I didn't like his shoes. I was 14 though
I got binned because I read The Guardian. Totally out of the blue. He said we could never be compatible. 
When he jumped out of the bed, post-sex, grabbing his trousers and rushing to find his shoes because he was late to his own wedding.
We had been together for six months and I had NO idea! I had even stayed at their house.
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whayadrain...please tell me you made that up!!! Failing that, I hope you attended the wedding and jumped up when they asked if anybody knew of any reasons why they should not be joined in holy matrimony!
One I dumped, we'd been dating (not shagging amazingly as he was a fitness instructor and fit as ----!!!), he told me one night that he needed to tell me something. I was expecting the dumping convo, but no. He was addicted to cocaine and slept with prostitutes WTF?! I told him to get clean and call me. A year to the day he did call but I was in bed with someone else...
Another would call or text 200 times a day, literally. He'd skype in evenings if we were apart. I was looking at his FB pics, he told me to as they were him with his old dog that he missed as ex took it. I asked on the phone if a woman in one was his ex, he said yes. Just curiosity on my part. I woke up to the longest text ever saying I was too clingy and blah blah blah!
He took a huff when I blocked and deleted him and ignored his begging texts after. Go me!
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