Hello babes, nae loving the new improved mumsnet... Now if it was proper ma'snet, our wee thistle would have given us a users guide and fair warning. ma'snet.... hmm, kinda for a ring to it!
inde I don't even suit blue eyeshadow, so winna be running to paint me face blue any time soon! 
Just back from the first day, my friend kept me busy plaiting which was grand fun, mundane for her, an absolute joy for me I ^reek* of horse so I'm fair delighted with myself!
I couldn't understand why I kept losing my posts last night, but looking at the above, it appears I'm not alone.
I saw him today, I explained my friend had busied me with her horse so was otherwise engaged for a while. He told me I could piss right off. So I did.
The little shites. Stuff like that makes me so mad. I hope she's okay, and that the window has been booby trapped fixed.
little don't worry about your bloods lovey, think more about the positive step you've taken by having them done. Xx
ma had one or two major (showers my arse BBC 
) downpours. As my granny used to say, no such thing as shite weather, just shite choice of clothing.
Stuff your housework lovely lass, horsework that's the way forward! Nowt like a clean, well banked stable to soothe the soul! I used to keep a mean loose box, and hanging up a net of sweet hay today, well if I'd been struck by lightning at that moment, I would have gone with the biggest grin ony face. I am in heaven.
spanna sorry for my whining last night, I was out in peeing rain waving my phone like a fluo stick at a nineties rave trying so hard to get a signal. Losing big posts in quick succession about finished me! I have booked a massage tomorrow morning, so looking forward to a good hard pummelling...
Later, lovely babes, I'm off for a long shower, then a soak, then bed. Candles on and everything, aaaaaaaaah.....
Big Perthshire Bosies to all, (apologies to those allergic to horses and hay) xxx