I am seriously thinking of going on the game. Thoughts / advice?

[Apocalypto]

I've always enjoyed sex and I could use the money. Plus the hours are flexible and I'd be working from home.

Any advice?

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Oooh, touch of class

You are kidding, aren't you?
Meh.

I don't buy it one bit op. Still lovely calm measured responses. Probably disappointing for you eh?

What kind of man uses a prostitute anyway?

BunBaker

A sexually deprived one
Somebody who is lonely, business men, married men, single men Politicians, famous people.
All types of men from all walks of life, so I believe.

I live a sheltered life.
OH travels a lot, but just goes without when he is away, but he is only away a week at a time.

I hope this is a joke thread,, odd as it is.

"All types of men from all walks of life, so I believe."

But all with two things in common-hatred of women and being an arsehole.

Sounds like a lovely idea OP. If you had a whole bungalow devoted to it you could have a man in each of the bedrooms waiting to be serviced by you. Just think of the cash. You could install a ticketing system in the kitchen so everyone knows where they stand lie. Maybe think about offering snacks and drinkies for the chaps also.

Maybe this should be moved to business start ups MNHQ?

Martorana

I don't see how they hate women. many are married and happy in every other respect of their relationship.
I'm not saying I agree with it, but don't see how they are women haters.
some men visit prostitutes because they have never found the right women, because they lived for their career. There are many reasons.

"But all with two things in common-hatred of women and being an arsehole."

That is what I was thinking. So the OP is quite happy to associate with men who hate women.

"You could install a ticketing system in the kitchen so everyone knows where they stand lie."

Like those ones in the children's department in Clarks

Men can be happy and married and still hate women morethan

Also, judging by the threads we get on here, some men are paying for sex services despite having plenty of sex with their partner.

They hate women because they are treating them as nothing but a convenient hole. They don't care whether they are exploited, trafficked, terrorized, abused.....they regard prostitutes as a purchasable commodity.

Oh a bungalow, of course :)

Good one OP.

I never fail to be amazed at how many people fall for these troll postings.

Have to start calling it gullible net

you could call it the Caravan of Lurve

OP, just in case you are real....

Imagine the guy you don't want sitting next to you on the bus. He's the overweight, sweating, smelly, eating a bucket of chicken man... Now that's the man who will want to have sex with you. Nota cute virgin or misunderstood husband. A gross guy you want to avoid on the bus

But I'm sure this is made up...... So never mind

I'd spend some time watching good comedy to get a sense of how to actually write something funny if I were you. This is 3/10.

Motivation for thread? Not sure

Hmm, think I might be slow on the uptake here.

anyway, IMO very few people actually love having sex witj any old random. Most of us love sex dont we but its usually with people we actually fancy and have chosen. Even a one night stand when you are pissed involves some element of attraction. Way different to not knowing what the fella looks like till five minutes before you shag him.

OP if uou can detach yourself enough to have sex with any old bloke that walks through the door and prerend that you are enjoying it then you will be fine. Even of he is double your age smelly? Obese, doesn't brush his teeth.

And then theres the moral issues of whether you mind having sex with just regular married men who probably arent ugly or smelly, just cheaters. I guess you just need to be able to detach youself from all this.

not easy I dont think