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I am seriously thinking of going on the game. Thoughts / advice?

121 replies

Apocalypto · 29/03/2014 19:04

I've always enjoyed sex and I could use the money. Plus the hours are flexible and I'd be working from home.

Any advice?


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scottishmummy · 29/03/2014 23:42

Yes,pompous.your looking at past posts to make value judgement on current post
Your make of that what you will is a dig at what you perceive to be inconsistencies
You're Nora moderator you have no need to grub about in her past posts

BOFtastic · 29/03/2014 23:46

I don't want an argument with you, scottishmummy- I just don't have your tenacity for repeating the same opinion in slightly modified form several times on one thread. I guess we will have to somehow accept that we are not in agreement. Ho hum.

scottishmummy · 29/03/2014 23:50

And I don't possess your vigour for grubbing about in people past posts

TeaAndALemonTart · 29/03/2014 23:55

I often AS posters, especially if I think they are wind up wallies.

scottishmummy · 29/03/2014 23:57

Why?
if you think it's wind up report.Otherwise you can chose whether or not to participate

Jolleigh · 30/03/2014 00:20

Incredulity aside (there's plenty of that here after all!), I'd advise the following:

Spend a few hours in a city centre café people watching onto the street. Pick out some really disgusting looking blokes. Imagine licking their balls with a smile on your face despite realising they've not showered in 4 days and you've picked up a foreign body of some kind on your tongue. Could you happily sleep with each and every bloke that goes past? Could you happily swallow whatever goes in your mouth?

And that's putting the dangerous aspects aside.

If you're serious, I'd say the porn industry is safer and at least you'd know the person you were sleeping with had showered recently. And didn't have gallopping knob rot.

JapaneseMargaret · 30/03/2014 00:25

Why do people think the OP is trolling?

A huge number of women clearly are on the game; why not the OP?

Personally, I can think of few things worse. Yes, sex is enjoyable when it's with someone you fancy, but not if it's not, and I suspect a a significant percentage of punters treat prostitutes pretty grimly.

Hiawatha44 · 30/03/2014 00:28

In or outcalls you get ther person to.shower first, you use condoms. I'm not saying do this (I couldn't) but if you're really into the idea research research research! Don't just think you can open your legs and the men will come.

peggyundercrackers · 30/03/2014 00:29

Yep it would be like working for JPMorgan - they have shafted lots of people too.

CogitoErgoSometimes · 30/03/2014 06:34

I'm suspicious of the OP because I've seen their contributions on this board before and they can be of the 'light the blue touch paper, see what happens' variety.... i.e. deliberately provocative. I don't have to look at their old posts incidentally, I just remember.

Martorana · 30/03/2014 06:57

"I've got a uni mate that does the game on and off, she loves it! She rents a flat out for it and has her own house, she chooses who she sees and only has sex with them once she's met them in a public place and is happy. She only takes new guys on by word of mouth from her friends or clients, admittedly she is very very stunning was a model but thought that world was very seedy and dangerous, she feels safer and more in control this way. She does have one dd as well. Her flat is in a different town to were she lives I think that helps"

So she says she earns enough to pay rent on a flat and still make money by being a part time prostitute? She's lying.

GhettoPrincess · 30/03/2014 07:06

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Squeegle · 30/03/2014 08:01

The OP hasn't exactly played a large part in this thread has she? It's definitely a light the touch paper and stand back job.

PPPpickUPaPenguin · 30/03/2014 08:10

I sometimes used to feel like a prostitute when married to my exh, I had sex when I didn't fancy it for money to provide a home and lifestyle for myself and my children, I can't see the difference really.

noddyholder · 30/03/2014 08:10

Cant believe someone referenced pretty woman that film as well as being garage is dangerous and should have been banned years ago

Logg1e · 30/03/2014 08:15

Yes, and I think it's distasteful given that there are people who find themselves considering this for real.

Treaclepot · 30/03/2014 08:47

Ppp - if you can't see the difference you honestly have not a clue about the reality of prostitution.

something2say · 30/03/2014 09:21

I spent yesterday evening reading that website and then one called punter net. My word!!!!

I was afraid to walk around my own home in the dark after having end the stories of men being violent. I work Ina related industry and we hear about dangerous predatory men and the working girls are wide open to them.

It was a shock to read that the working girls sometimes do it because the exchange of money for sex turns them on. And they get around £150 per hour, sometimes more. The website gave me the impression that you can have a few regulars who pay good money.

But my word the risks and the things you have to do for it, also it seemed that the under belly is not discussed. The what am earth am I doing aspect, the denigration of bodies, the licking of men's arse holes whom you do not know. They did say that they usually start out with a mutual shower tho so that's something.

The punter net website was more from the men themselves, and what they want is to have the door opened by a woman who proceeds to fawn all over them. Take their tie off, take their shoes off, wash them in the shower, give an amazing blow job and swallow, then sweet talk them etc etc and see them out saying that their knees are trembling from the man and his performance. The men said that Thai girls are far better than European girls for this.

Horrifying. This is what we are trying to get away from.

That said, I wondered if I could put on that sort of show for an hour for some old fool and get some money behind me. It would be a complete show and an act.

The whole affair has left a very sorry taste in my mouth. Women's bodies are not for sale and we do not pander to males in this way anymore.

My parting comment is this....one man wrote 'I bent her legs up by her head and she said she wasn't flexible like that. I told her to shut up.'

Abbykins1 · 30/03/2014 09:51

@something2say

150 quid an hour your going to want a bit of compliance!!!!

: )

PacificDogwood · 30/03/2014 09:57

Apart from anything else, why is this in 'relationships'? Confused

GhettoPrincess · 30/03/2014 10:12

Well, Puntersnet was an eye opener !

One bloke was only to happy to pay to masturbate all over the belly of a six months pregnant woman.

Most blokes seem to think they are forming a relationship with the ones they see regularly. They inevitably leave satisfied and happy.

The one thing that stays with me is after the act, a client was showing the sex worker family photos and chatting. Pathetic really. Also, another bloke was considering taking the prostitute away on business as some sort of human sex toy.

The sex part seems similar to what would go on in most normal relationships so, what's wrong with these guys ? Addicted to the power that paying for it gives >

tb · 30/03/2014 10:14

If someone's on the game, and hmrc think that their standard of living is above that obtainable by their declared income, they will demand tax on the apparently undeclared income.

Much better to get an accoumntant and claim all the deductions possible.

Logg1e · 30/03/2014 10:17

I had a very quick look and was surprised at how deluded some of the men appear to be.

something2say · 30/03/2014 10:20

It's sad isn't it. Dishonesty in relationships all round.

I think this sort of thing is on the way out. Next few generations. If we last that long!

Happy Sunday everyone!

Apocalypto · 30/03/2014 11:40

To be clear I was thinking of buying a caravan and working from there. Or maybe a bungalow.

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