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i farted during

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SayCheesePlease · 01/02/2014 23:20

sex.

just a small, but obvious one. was very embarrassed and pretended i was done, even though i wasn't

dh was good enough to carry on as though nothing happened

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Lettucesnow · 05/02/2014 16:09

Only until my face stopped being red...I rustled some papers to buy me some time...then I sat back up as though I hadnt been the ownet!

Sallyingforth · 05/02/2014 22:49

Sex isn't supposed to be serious - it's fun! Having a fart is a good excuse for a laugh. Enjoy it!

MrsBennetsEldest · 05/02/2014 23:04

It's not the actual trump that cracks me up during sex when he drops one but the vibrations that travel along his length ( sorry, that's a crap description) and into the fanjo.

Sallyingforth · 05/02/2014 23:07

That reminds me of the BeachBoys!
"I'm pickin' up good vibrations..."

Ludoole · 06/02/2014 00:01

This thread has made me spit my drink on my laptop!
My ribs are aching!
In 8 years I have only ever passed wind in front of my partner once (and then I thought he was asleep). He has never mentioned this incident but he obviously heard as I felt him shaking with laughter beside me. Bless him for not saying anything to this day Grin

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