i farted during

[SayCheesePlease]

sex.

just a small, but obvious one. was very embarrassed and pretended i was done, even though i wasn't

dh was good enough to carry on as though nothing happened

[JoinYourPlayfellows]

Cock. Insert "could" before "have".

:o

I read this a few times before I realised it referred to a PP.

I thought it was some kind of rude instructions.

[BumPotato]

bumsy has officially top trumped OP.

[ConcreteElephant]

The tab for this page at the top of my screen says

'I farted during | Mumsnet Discussion' ...

would that be worse?

[tipsytrifle]

I'm so sorry SayCheese .. but everyone is right about this .. sex is a mad thing, bodies are precarious and embarrassing at their best .... perhaps Love conquers all?? *hopeful look

As for bumsy - omg i have burst ribs laughing at that post ... thank you!

I'm just embarking on a new relationship .. i have IBS/anxiety ... i sooo dread this kind of event! Wondering if i should retreat to my hermitage before i let rip at an inopportune moment ...

[GatoradeMeBitch]

If anyone both dreads this type of situation and wants to shift a few pounds, join the low carb bootcamp! I don't think I've farted in a fortnight, some kind of record for me!

[BertieBottsJustGotMarried]

EIGHT years?!



I thought everyone farted during sex?

[TonyThePony]

To the all the people who (rightly) say you shouldn't be embarrassed, how long has it taken you to feel comfortable farting in front of your OH? I realise it's natural and normal but I, like the Op, would be mortified.

I'm sure your DH just found it funny though, Op

[wadi1983]

Straight away..

I fart alot, why hide it, from.the start, this is me, if u don't like it, do one :)

Sorry, I know it's not very lady like, but Hay Ho

[SayCheesePlease]

it is the ahem, session that will be forgotten

i'm in the group with this lady ''delete!! delete!! (from your memory)

[BertieBottsJustGotMarried]

Well put it this way Tony, I can't remember but I would be surprised if it was 8 days let alone 8 years.

[BertieBottsJustGotMarried]

Ladylike? WTF is that. I am not a "lady", I am a person, farts and all.

[Montessorisam]

Thank you all for such a great laugh - literally clutching my stomach laughing at this thread. I've just started seeing someone and I would be mortified if I farted during sex but then we are only early days....give me a few months and I'll be fine with it!

[delilahlilah]

This thread has cheered my Sunday evening right up!

[singaporefling]

Have never farted on purpose in front of DH, I find it utterly mortifying... He has no such problem and will happily let rip some wall-shaking trumps when in another room/in the kitchen (for some reason). HOWEVER, a few months ago I awoke from a deep sleep/was a bit fuzzy and thought he'd already got up - I actually cocked my leg/lifted knee in the air and proceeded to emit an award-winning fart that made the windows rattle. At this point i realised he was sitting up in bed reading and in a very small voice that I tried to make sound 'nonchalant' I said " oh, I seem to have wind" Duh... It was never mentioned again.

[JoinYourPlayfellows]

HOWEVER, a few months ago I awoke from a deep sleep/was a bit fuzzy and thought he'd already got up - I actually cocked my leg/lifted knee in the air and proceeded to emit an award-winning fart that made the windows rattle.

:o

He probably never loved you more.

He must have been proud to finally realise what an impressive farter he'd married!

[singaporefling]

Well yes playfellows in any other circumstances, like a fartng contest perhaps, i would have been quite proud of myself too

[Montessorisam]

I quite often wake myself up with ground shaking trumps - luckily I sleep alone

[LoveUall]

I used to be mortified and tried to stop it happening in our early days now not as botherd hes seen me at my worse more than once

[Jan45]

What's the problem, you are human!

[Sallystyle]

I just tell DH now.

I often have to fart when having sex., I warn him it's about to happen, he does not care in the slightest.

But then he has seen me mess myself in childbirth give birth so a little fart really is no big deal. It's just normal.

[tipsytrifle]

singaporefling after that post i really have no more ribs to bust ... they're all shattered now! May need to find that low carb thread ....

[Yama]

SingaporeSling - I have tears of laughter.

and in a very small voice that I tried to make sound 'nonchalant' I said " oh, I seem to have wind"

I say, "Oh, I do apologise". When dh farts I shout "Come in!"

[Lettucesnow]

I once bent to get some information from my bag during an important meeting involving about 8 important people and unexpectadly farted! I had to stay under the table through embarassment. [Embarassed]

[SayCheesePlease]

singa we are part of a special group, reluctant member we've broken the silence and made our partners listen to us at our most vunerabilist -i made up a word--