sex issue (not fri, but it did happen last night)

[theonlysaneinthevillage]

OK. This is going to be a little tmi, but there is no way around it. Sorry.

Last night whilst dp and I were having sex, I let out air. I was on top and bouncing and every bounce was having this affect, as beforehand he had been behind.

I knew that it wouldn't stop until all the air was out. I was a little embarrassed, but the 4 or 5 jd's and coke helped to take the edge off.

I told him that unless I pushed it out, it would just keep doing it. So we stopped I got up (I was on top) and pushed. It did it a few more times, and then we resumed, without further incident.

Today, however, I have been told by dp that it is disgusting, I am disgusting and I should have gone to the bathroom to push it out and not done it in front of him.

I'm not sure whether being with dp for over 10 years and having 3 kids is clouding my judgement or whether he is being really immature.

To me it wasn't something I can control, it is purely air and doesn't contain gas, so no smell and if I would have tried to get to the bathroom, it would have just come out anyway!

I feel quite humiliated tbh.

Is he being unreasonable or me?

@zippey he prob thinks its a private act

A private act? Should OP somehow have mastered more control of the air that he put in there with his penis when he was shagging her from behind?

Should she have apologised and pulled down her wincyette nightie and retired to another room to carry out the unseemly process before returning to accept more of his advances with great apology for her bodily functions?

What a load of rubbish.

OP you go for it. I think he's got his front bottom and his back bottom and their respective "farts" mixed up. Tell him that a basic understanding of anatomy is unattrractive in a man, especially after you have magicked three humans out of that awesome vagina, queef all you like!

Oh lord I've just seen the date, but I'm not mad because I'm wiping tears of laughter!

Does he not know that a fanny fart is NOT the same as a bum.fart? 🤣

It will always happen if you have sex drom behind, just dont offer it to him in tbat position if he asks why, because thats what happens. I can be in ant position however as soon as im in doggy thats it. Its pretty common ans a bit of a weird reactuon feim him.

Honestly, I laughed so much that no noise came out and I was crying real tears 😂

A person can produce a fart by themselves but in my experience, I can never produce a fanny fart without a man doing PIV so he is also contributing to your fanny fart - I have had no kids and it still happens from time to time.