sex issue (not fri, but it did happen last night)

[theonlysaneinthevillage]

OK. This is going to be a little tmi, but there is no way around it. Sorry.

Last night whilst dp and I were having sex, I let out air. I was on top and bouncing and every bounce was having this affect, as beforehand he had been behind.

I knew that it wouldn't stop until all the air was out. I was a little embarrassed, but the 4 or 5 jd's and coke helped to take the edge off.

I told him that unless I pushed it out, it would just keep doing it. So we stopped I got up (I was on top) and pushed. It did it a few more times, and then we resumed, without further incident.

Today, however, I have been told by dp that it is disgusting, I am disgusting and I should have gone to the bathroom to push it out and not done it in front of him.

I'm not sure whether being with dp for over 10 years and having 3 kids is clouding my judgement or whether he is being really immature.

To me it wasn't something I can control, it is purely air and doesn't contain gas, so no smell and if I would have tried to get to the bathroom, it would have just come out anyway!

I feel quite humiliated tbh.

Is he being unreasonable or me?

Ban sex for a while!!!
Yep.. tell him you're too scared it will happen again.

Post children, this has happened to me (blush). I just told DH it was his fault for pumping so much air into me with his mighty truncheon, which he both loved and made him laugh.

OP your partner does not sound like much fun in the sack.

He needs to stop being so bloody precious and get over it.

Mention if he had a bigger dick then no air could escape could it? That might shut the fucker up.

Anyway, isn't it like burping after a meal in some cultures it is shows you are satisfied?

I'm a bloke and if I said this to my partner I would expect it to be, absolute bare minimum, a spare room offence, maybe even bin bag luggage.

DD arrived 9 months ago, the new sex noise arrived once relations resumed, it took all my control not to piss myself laughing, DP was a bit embarrassed but has absolutely no reason to be.

Men laugh at farts, fart noises and fart jokes, he needs to belt up or hand in his man card.

It happens, nothing to see here, move on.

One of my first boyfriends thought a fanny fart was from the digestive system like a normal fart but came out a different way (seriously). He also thought you could control it at will and that women were going around doing smelly fanny farts all day.

It's possible your husband is just as ignorant and needs it explaining very simply that it is normal trapped air from the motion of having sex!!

I agree with a previous poster that said you should never feel embarrassed in front your DH, it is so sad he said this.

My amazing DH had to carry me to the toilet when I was very ill and hold me on it whilst I had awful diarrhoea once - tell your DH that if he thinks a fanny fart is disgusting!!

Is he really really thick?

FallenNinja I really like your post.

OP, I know you didn't ask this but your DH is being totally, totally unreasonable.

Oh wait, you did ask

What a horrible cunt.
If anyone expressed disgust at a fanny fart from me they wouldn't be getting the opportunity to hear it again. Queefs are quite embarrassing to be fair but they can't be helped and a normal man would find it mildly funny at worst, if he couldn't just ignore it.
What a twat.

sorry but just LOL @ queefs!!!!

I've noticed that this only becomes a problem when men are spectacularly shite in the sack. Do show him this thread, OP

What a wanker.
Which is what he would literally be if he called me disgusting.

I can not figure out what he thinks YOU did to be disgusting.

I think that doing to the bathroom to force out a Danny Gary is worse than pushing it out on top of him! He is being abit wet!

Danny Gary= fanny fart.

Actually 'queefs' should not be embarrassing in the least! Why should something so natural be considered embarrassing?

mmmm methinks it is 'male' thing!

Ok if your DP farts on the sofa all evening? yeah? huh!

Amazing - no, he used the term fanny fart. But the way he said it, I think he thinks it the same thing. As if I have control and could have just held it in.

D'you think he really doesn't know? (I'm constantly amazed at men's poor grasp of female anatomy).

Just tell him he's the one who pumped the air up there, and if he's not mature enough to deal with the consequences, then he's not mature enough to have sex. Trying to shame you is despicable.

He's being an uptight prick OP and really mean.

This started happening to me after having DD1 and DH has always been nothing but lovely about it. We either laugh about it or just ignore it, there's nothing you can do about it.

Interested to know if your DH is actually just confused about your ability to control the... eh...release of air?!

My dh finds it really funny when it happens.

The first time it happened I felt stupid and he knew it. He just kissed me, giggled a little and told me he loves me.

Now when it happens he still giggles like a little boy and I laugh with him, because sex is funny.

How do you get Danny Gary from Fanny Fart?

Nothing new to add OP, your P is needs to fetch himself a grip and stop bring a shitbadger.

Some fellas don't have much of a grasp on female plumbing. They should

if it happens here, dp just ignores it. I used to get really embarrassed but when I told him that, and that sometimes it put me off positions that otherwise felt great, he told me to not be silly and that he wasn't in the slightest bit bothered by any noises.

If my DH read this, he would say exactly what FallenNinja said (btw Fallen you sound like a really nice partner). I don't get why your DH was so put off. Has he always been prissy?

Thanks Keatsie, I got 4 stars this week (I prevaricated on the lawn mowing or it might have been 5 - must try harder )