sex issue (not fri, but it did happen last night)

[theonlysaneinthevillage]

OK. This is going to be a little tmi, but there is no way around it. Sorry.

Last night whilst dp and I were having sex, I let out air. I was on top and bouncing and every bounce was having this affect, as beforehand he had been behind.

I knew that it wouldn't stop until all the air was out. I was a little embarrassed, but the 4 or 5 jd's and coke helped to take the edge off.

I told him that unless I pushed it out, it would just keep doing it. So we stopped I got up (I was on top) and pushed. It did it a few more times, and then we resumed, without further incident.

Today, however, I have been told by dp that it is disgusting, I am disgusting and I should have gone to the bathroom to push it out and not done it in front of him.

I'm not sure whether being with dp for over 10 years and having 3 kids is clouding my judgement or whether he is being really immature.

To me it wasn't something I can control, it is purely air and doesn't contain gas, so no smell and if I would have tried to get to the bathroom, it would have just come out anyway!

I feel quite humiliated tbh.

Is he being unreasonable or me?

eh hello!!!!!???? he is the one who pumped you full of air. the fool!!

Danny Gary

It's just natural. Even during my post sex wee in the bathroom I'm prone to a Danny Gary. We just laugh, if dp told me I was disgusting I'd tell him he's a twat with a long walk home.

Tell him you think it's disgusting that he would actually ejaculate in front of you. As natural products of sex go that is surely more yucky than a bit if air escaping?

Both things are a result of having sex. He really needs to grow up.

Danny Gary.... I blame my fat fingers my iPhone

Oh dear

What is normal behaviour in the house like? Do you normally fart in front of each other? If not, and if he has a dodgy grasp of what a fanny fart is he might think you're actually just farting on top of him.

If he does know what it is then he's a twat.

Im nearly sick from laughing at Danny Gary, oh sweet jesus! !

Your dp is a twat, if it revolted him that much he would have stopped.

Some responses have made me laugh. Thank you.

I've told him about the thread, but declined to read it. Maybe because I have told of the almost unanimous agreement that he was immature, precious and prissy.

We went to bed hardly speaking last night. But he has apologised this morning.

Missmuseli

Until you posted about your fat fingers, I honestly thought a danny Gary was some kind of rhyming slang for fanny fart!

I didn't half rack my brain trying to guess what it was!!!!

Shit, I thought that it was too.I've told DH and DD and was about to update Urban Dictionary.Bugger.

Smart thinking,Viking.

Haha, sorry ladies! I think I might start using the phrase not sure how often that will be necessary, but still

Viking I thought that too. Hence forth a danny Gary will be a referral to a fanny fart.

Does he understand that you didn't fart? I mean even if you did that should be acceptable but that isn't even what happened! Surely this has happened to him before at some point? Was he terribly inexperienced before he met you?

Danny Gary! I'm wetting myself here

Definitely going to use Danny Gary from now on

Next time, say "pull my finger" first, then he'll know what's coming and can brace himself mentally.

Laughing at Danny Gary!
Just a small point, it shouldn't matter whether he thinks its a real fart or not... If you're big enough and old enough to be having sex and a relationship you should be big enough and old enough to deal with the bodily noises and fluids that are part and parcel of being close to somebody else... Regardless of whether they're real farts, fanny farts or otherwise. Sex is a time when people are quite vulnerable and anybody making somebody feel this bad about themselves should never be allowed in the sack with anyone again!

brag

Fred, I have always thought not, as he has about 3 times as many sex partners as me, but then again- I'm still in single digits. Plus, the majority were ONS so he probably was inexperienced and only 21.

I don't know if he completely gets it. He has apologised, and gone abroad now for work, so I cannot really broach it at the minute. I think he did see as a disrespectful act. and probably still does .

Tell him he's right, letting air out of your fanjo is revolting so you'll not do it again. Also inform him that you've decided that him ejaculating inside you is thoroughly disgusting, so youre not doing that again either! There problem solved!

It's funny, not disgusting,.

Danny Gary - a MN meme is born

Can't. Breathe. From laughing at Danny Gary.

oh god... danny gary! cant. stop. laughing.

i am so using that from now on!