sex issue (not fri, but it did happen last night)

[theonlysaneinthevillage]

OK. This is going to be a little tmi, but there is no way around it. Sorry.

Last night whilst dp and I were having sex, I let out air. I was on top and bouncing and every bounce was having this affect, as beforehand he had been behind.

I knew that it wouldn't stop until all the air was out. I was a little embarrassed, but the 4 or 5 jd's and coke helped to take the edge off.

I told him that unless I pushed it out, it would just keep doing it. So we stopped I got up (I was on top) and pushed. It did it a few more times, and then we resumed, without further incident.

Today, however, I have been told by dp that it is disgusting, I am disgusting and I should have gone to the bathroom to push it out and not done it in front of him.

I'm not sure whether being with dp for over 10 years and having 3 kids is clouding my judgement or whether he is being really immature.

To me it wasn't something I can control, it is purely air and doesn't contain gas, so no smell and if I would have tried to get to the bathroom, it would have just come out anyway!

I feel quite humiliated tbh.

Is he being unreasonable or me?

I just told dp that a Danny Gary is a fanny fart, I thought it was a real thing.

Op - he is of course being unreasonable.

I'm so on board with the danny gary! DP just checked on his phone and says 'it does an'all!' so he is on board with the danny garys too

What an idiot. It did not put him off. If my husband said that he would have to look after himself until he appreciated his stupidity.

Your partner sounds shit in bed

HTH

Oh he sounds horrible, this has happened to me in the past and I do get embarrassed which only adds to dps amusement. I can't imagine how shite he must have made you feel by being such a knob about it.

What a twat. Does he have a problem with the wet patch/sex hair/etc too???

Been lurking on this thread but thought your dh could benefit from some biology lessons, switch on Embarrassing Bodies now (More4) as they are talking about Danny Garys

WTF?
Has he no understanding of basic biology?
Does he not understand how the air got up there? And that what goes up must come down?
Sheesh.

I sometimes actually fart during sex when my DP is on top due to him leaning on my stomach and pushing into me.

We just laugh it off and accept it. he would have to after farting in my face during teabagging

Munchkins

He is abroad at the minute, but I will make him watch it on 4od. Thanks.

I've been with DH since my teens and been Danny Garying either during or post intercourse most of the time. I think he expects a tune from me now.

Now I feel like an Elf from Ben & Holly.

Gobby now I have the 'super fresco' wallpaper advert song from the 80's in my head on repeat.

Discussing this with DH. Particularly the teabagging.
He's gone all red and is muttering

Your DH sounds like an utter prick. Not a chance I'd be sleeping with DP again if he tried to shame me over anything that happened during sex. Is that not the point of being in a long-term, loving relationship...not making each other feel like shit over something so trivial.

Hang on TheFallenNinja is a man!

Discovered this thread when googling after queefing during sex with a new partner and feeling really embarrassed - I can genuinely say this is the first time I have cried with laugher at a mumsnet thread, Danny Gary 😂 thank you MN for making me feel so much better about letting rip the biggest Danny Gary of my life the first time sleeping with a new partner 😂

This. I kind of get where he’s coming from. I would’ve went to the bathroom to let it out.

Happens all the time, especially in doggy.
Tell him to stop being a little boy about it - there's nothing disgusting about it.
It's very hard to control fanny farts. Better out than in, I'd say.

Caught by zombie 🙄

I'm too lazy to rtft, what I'd the Danny Gary thing?

Op he's being a precious, immature twat, no pun intended .

How dare he shame you over something he contributed to/caused and that you had no control over.

Did he expect you to hop off and sprint from the room so the air wouldnt escape in his divine presence. I dont think an Olympic sprinter could manage that.

I've found it tends to be men who withdraw completely and then penetrate repetitively that cause that.

ZOMBIE THREAD

Since this thread was started 9 years ago, hopefully he's got over it.

ZOMBIE THREAD

Uugh zombie.

Still do t know why it's a Danny gary

Oops I apologise for commenting on and bringing back up an old thread! I didn’t realise it was against the MN etiquette

Oh grow up 😆 sex with you must be a right laugh... 🙄

😂 thanks for reviving this thread.. idgaf if it’s a zombie. It’s hilarious & it’s making my Monday so much better.