I don't even know where to put this - nothing serious

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It's my birthday tomorrow and DP has decided to shave his pubic hair as a surprise for me. The first time he has ever done it. He did it last night and rang me this morning all embarrassed and said he's done something really stupid, and then told me and then e-mailed me a picture (we don't live together, I've not seen him for 2 weeks, seeing him tomorrow)

He says he wishes he hadn't done it as it's itching like mad (obviously) - he's done the whole lot including snail trail.

He's really embarrassed.

I'll admit, I think it's hilarious but also "what the fuck" is running through my head

Can't he just buy a box of Milk Tray like other blokes?

What else can you say? Er, it's the thought that counts?

You'll have to tell you hope he's put more thought into your actual present, please don't tell me that's it.

I believe Clinton Cards are about to launch their 'It's Your Birthday So I Shaved My Bollocks' range soon...

Haha! I was already cracking up on the phone, now I'm laughing even more

Gosh you'll be sticking like Velcro!

HeySoulSister Especially in this heat.

Isn't that the kind of thing a bloke might do if he expects a blow job? Happy Birthday >

ThoraNomiki He gets blow jobs all the time anyway

Apologies for being a "shaving virgin" but what is a snail trail?

The bit that starts at the belly button and goes down to the genitals

Also known as a crab ladder.

Oh well, at least he didn't use Veet: www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK

Maybe he plans on wearing a mankini.

When you saw the photo did it make you think of the last chicken in the shop?

We call it the treasure trail

Dp did this once and did a big reveal without warning me what he'd done. I'm afraid I couldn't help laughing my ass off when I saw it... He was quite put out that I didn't leap on him in throes of desire

But also for the stubble rash in a week or two...

Thank you. I needed a laugh.

NorbertDentressangle I nearly spat my tea out!!

then told me and then e-mailed me a picture

Amazing

I honestly didn't believe him at first. He likes winding me up. So he sent the pic to prove it. I'm glad he did. Tomorrow night would be spent laughing rather than, erm, enjoy each other

Is it supposed to be sexy?

gross!

I'd say 'now what's my real present?'.

Just because men find it sexy on women doesn't mean we find it sexy on them! Actually I think every man who demands a hair free woman should be made to do this and feel the itch!

tell him to use Veet next time, he can feel the burn also lol

Oh LOL thanks for sharing